Chris Rock’s Funniest Joke Ever: President of the U.S. is Our Boss and Our Dad


Before any more gun laws are passed, first we need to implement a little “stupid control,” because the idiocy problem has gotten out of hand:

Comedian Chris Rock showed up on Capitol Hill today to support President Barack Obama’s gun control proposals. Here is what he said during the morning press conference:

ROCK: I am just here to support the President of the United States. President of the United States is our boss, but he is also… you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen, and when you don’t it will usually bite you on the ass later on. So, I’m here to support the President.

1) If Rock thinks the president is the “boss” of the people he needs to read the Constitution, and 2) While he’s doing that he should pay special attention to the Second Amendment.

Did Rock remind everybody that the president is our boss, father figure and must be obeyed when Bush was in office? I must have missed that.

Rock’s funniest joke ever?

Then there’s singer Tony Bennett, who at the same gathering at the U.S. Capitol said that “US gun violence is like the Nazis and the rest of the world will invade and destroy us.”

Time to take your medication, Tony.

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