President Obama returned to Washington Monday evening after a long “no press allowed” weekend in south Florida sans FLOTUS. But when Obama got back to DC, the press was waiting with the hard-hitting questions:

When President Obama returned to the South Lawn of the White House tonight, a group of reporters yelled, in unison, “Did you beat Tiger?!?,” according to the pool report. “He appeared to hear over the helicopter engines, but just smiled and continued on inside,” the report stated.

Ever since Obama got elected it’s as if most of the Washington media is auditioning for a gig at TMZ.

In related news, it turns out that one of Obama’s weekend guests was his former “body man” Reggie Love. Hey, somebody’s got to carry the president’s water when the MSM isn’t around.


3 Responses to “Obama Returns to Washington, Press Immediately Asks the Tough Questions”

  1. SignPainterGuy on February 19th, 2013 2:42 am

    Somebody is disobeying the internet rule; "You can`t put anything on the internet that isn`t true !" I read last week that the Golfer- / Skeeter-in-Chief was gonna meet with Tiger`s "coach" for some lessons, NOT Tiger himself. Plus, it seemed as though he`d also be doing without his body man Reggie for the long weekend, in addition to Mooch and daughters. Locking out the media is beginning to make sense now.

  2. Truesoldier__ on February 19th, 2013 11:59 am

    I was going to make a joke about no press, no FLOTUS meaning that Sen Mendez came on the trip with a few of his special friends, but with Reggie Love being there it looks as though the trip may have gone in a different direction.

  3. Truesoldier__ on February 19th, 2013 12:02 pm

    "Ever since Obama got elected it’s as if most of the Washington media is auditioning for a gig at TMZ."

    Nah, even TMZ has a tendcy to dig dirt on favored celebs. That would be foreign to those in the MSM.

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