Obama Returns to Washington, Press Immediately Asks the Tough Questions

President Obama returned to Washington Monday evening after a long “no press allowed” weekend in south Florida sans FLOTUS. But when Obama got back to DC, the press was waiting with the hard-hitting questions:

When President Obama returned to the South Lawn of the White House tonight, a group of reporters yelled, in unison, “Did you beat Tiger?!?,” according to the pool report. “He appeared to hear over the helicopter engines, but just smiled and continued on inside,” the report stated.

Ever since Obama got elected it’s as if most of the Washington media is auditioning for a gig at TMZ.

In related news, it turns out that one of Obama’s weekend guests was his former “body man” Reggie Love. Hey, somebody’s got to carry the president’s water when the MSM isn’t around.