The Next Senator from Kentucky?

Electable? Sadly, yes. In Kentucky? We might find out soon enough:

In order to try and hold on to some of the voting demographic that Judd might appeal to, Mitch McConnell plans to start wintering in Scotland, listening to some Michael Bolton and filming a few tastefully done nude scenes.

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