Fox News’ chief Roger Ailes has greatly insulted the intelligence of tobacco residue receptacles:
“I have a soft spot for Joe Biden,” he told Chafets. “I like him. But he’s dumb as an ashtray.”
Sources tell me the Ashtray Anti-Defamation League is drafting a strongly worded letter to Ailes as we speak, and the organization is also offering evidence that Biden is in fact dumber than an ashtray:
We’ll now wait for Ailes to issue his apology to ashtrays everywhere for his insensitive remark.