Roger Ailes Comment About Joe Biden Offends Ashtrays

Fox News’ chief Roger Ailes has greatly insulted the intelligence of tobacco residue receptacles:

“I have a soft spot for Joe Biden,” he told Chafets. “I like him. But he’s dumb as an ashtray.”

Sources tell me the Ashtray Anti-Defamation League is drafting a strongly worded letter to Ailes as we speak, and the organization is also offering evidence that Biden is in fact dumber than an ashtray:

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“We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt.”

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“Are you f*@#ing kidding me?”

*****

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“I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you.”

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“You realize you’ve reduced the office of the vice president to dick jokes, right?”

*****

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“It happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J, O, B, S — jobs.”

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“Um, ‘jobs’ is a four letter word, like ‘dumb’ — but we wouldn’t expect you or your boss to know much about jobs anyway Einstein, so don’t worry.”

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We’ll now wait for Ailes to issue his apology to ashtrays everywhere for his insensitive remark.

Author: Doug Powers

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