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Chelsea Clinton: A Stanford Education and She is Talking to a Lizard

Guest post written by Joyanna Adams

Think about this: You’re the most well-known people in the world. You are the President and First Lady of the United States, and every single newspaper, magazine, reporter, or movie star would LOVE to be the first people to ask your one and only cute little child a question.

But no one ever did. In fact, while Chelsea Clinton had more written about her than any other American President’s child, nobody ever heard her talk.

Clinton family

We heard John-John. We laughed at little Amy Carter. But not… Chelsea. In fact, I don’t remember her making a complete sentence anywhere until her mother ran for President in 2012.

Now that’s power.

Personally, I used to really wonder: Did Chelsea stutter? Did they want to wait until she got the plastic surgery so her feelings would not be hurt? Why was George H. W. Bush always treating her with such sympathetic pats on the back? Was she somehow mentally challenged and they didn’t want it getting out? Were both parents afraid that Chelsea would say something like, “My mom says my dad is a real sexual pig and she burned his cigar box the other day, and I think Vince Foster is really my daddy”?

Well now, it’s official. Chelsea has been given permission to talk… to a lizard, because since her big debut on NBC as a ‘reporter’ nobody seems to really care if she is talking. After all… we are all used to her not saying a word, why care now?

Still… somebody with THIS education… is talking to a lizard.

From Wikipedia:

Clinton was born in Little Rock, Arkansas, during her father’s first term as Governor of Arkansas. She attended public schools there until her father’s election to the Presidency of the United States at which time she attended and graduated from the private Sidwell Friends School in Washington, D.C. She pursued her undergraduate education at Stanford University and also earned master’s degrees from University College, Oxford, and Columbia University‘s Mailman School of Public Health. She is currently pursuing a doctoral degree at University of Oxford. She has worked for McKinsey & Company, Avenue Capital Group, New York University and serves on the board of the School of American Ballet, Clinton Health Access Initiative, Clinton Foundation, Clinton Global Initiative, Common Sense Media, Shakespeare Theatre Company, Weill Cornell Medical College and IAC/InterActiveCorp.[2][3]

Gee… I’d say the Clintons didn’t get their money’s worth. Oxford? Stanford? (Did she go for free, we might ask?)

Obviously Chelsea had been groomed to be the first woman President if Hillary happens to miss it next time around. In the meantime, there has been a big blitz to get her out in the public eye… because she is just there to be a dear, sweet, public servant like her mom and dad, and help the poor women all over the world… starting with the Girl Scouts (who are being “helped” by Planned Parenthood).

Yes, Chelsea is taking up Obama’s cause for women. She says this in an article at the Huffington Post:

Lost potential especially abounds in the asymmetrical landscape of science, technology, engineering, and math (STEM). In 2009, 57 percent of college students were women — an explosion few could have imagined in 1970, when less than 27 percent of female high school graduates enrolled in college. And while we make up almost half of the American workforce, we hold less than 25 percent of STEM jobs.

Chelsea doesn’t understand that woman have the kids… and if they can even afford those degrees, nine times out of ten, they marry men who make a good salary, who they met on the job or in college, and dropped out to raise kids.

The video above says it all. Is Chelsea the kind to stay home, have kids, and bake cookies? Or will she be like her famous mother and fly around the world on other’s people’s money, while her husband stays at home and has fun with the maid?

Bake cookies? I think NOT. Chelsea and her husband have a $10 million dollar condo in New York. It’s only a matter of time when we see her on the cover of TIME.

If mom and dad still have that same power, we will only see more of the once silent daughter of the most powerful couple on the planet.

Guest post written by Joyanna Adams

Obama Ducks the Dynasty of the Liberal Press for Hollywood

Guest post written by Joyanna Adams

If you actually tortured yourself (as I did ) and watched the White House Correspondents Dinner on TV last Saturday night…maybe, like me, you felt sorry for Conan O’Brien. He bombed so bad that I wanted to hand him a Cherry Slurpie, some Kleenex, and give him lifetime tickets to a Lakers game.

Conan had the misfortune of following Obama, who had much better joke writers who cleverly wrote jokes where Obama could be nasty to just about everyone who annoys him, which is, besides Congress and the GOP, practically the whole media and internet class.

Since nobody is watching the liberal networks anymore, it’s obvious,—Obama feels betrayed.

Obama in white

Obama is making changes. Clearly, the boys he has picked to get his message out and make him into the perfect image he prefers, is Hollywood. He is so done with the press. So — much to the irritation of Tom Brokaw, he invited more of Hollywood to the party.

Steven Spielberg made a rather lame short clip to promote Obama as a sweet and lovable guy.

Kevin Spacey made a clip that… you got me.

It’s filled with insider jokes only Washington would understand. You tell me what he was saying here, besides Congressmen are arrogant:

Tom Brokaw makes a good point: Is it right that the likes of Lindsey Lohan, Barbara Streisand, and Spielberg, should be coming to a press dinner… once traditionally held for the elite of the newsprint?

For Obama it’s a no-brainer: the liberals need Hollywood much more than CNN or MSNBC, because FOX is beating them all. Obama needs to transform America, and all his liberal networks are not getting the job done to his liking, so in some very painful jokes, he reminded them how bad they really are doing. Obama didn’t stop with FOX, he insulted MSNBC, CNN, NBC, and Conan O’Brian.

Which is probably why Conan couldn’t function when he got up to the mic. Conan immediately started rushing his jokes, and picking up a gavel like a little kid trying to please his mom… he was still reeling emotionally from Obama’s sharp putdowns. You could see it on his face.

Comedian Conan O'Brien smashes a gavel as he speaks

From Deadline Hollywood:

Obama got in the nastiest media dig. Noting that CNN has “taken some knocks” – because of errors during reporting on the Boston Marathon bombings –  he said, “Fact is I admire their commitment to cover all sides of a story – just in case one of them happens to be accurate.” Obama even stabbed his liberal media cronies. He said saying seeing David Axelrod going to work for MSNBC was “a nice change of pace since MSNBC used to work for David Axelrod”.

If you watched C-Span, you watched Michelle Obama give the journalist scholarships out to all women. And uh… two or three Chinese guys. And they all were inspired by Rachael Maddow.

Nothing like stacking the deck for future liberal media bias. The real Duck Dynasty was being hatched before my unbelieving eyes, and it seems the conservatives were the only ones donating to their own downfall.


What was brilliant about Obama’s speech is that he made fun of all the things the conservatives have been on him about: Having forged his birth certificate; History channel portraying him as the devil; The fact that he was a big dope smoker in college (which he bragged about)…. yes, he was ridiculing all reports that any of these were actually true.

It’s an old trick all politicians use to deny and hide their crimes: “What, you think I would actually do that? Ha!”

“I know Republicans are still sorting out what happened in 2012,” the president began. “But one thing they all agree on is that they need to do a better job of reaching out to minorities. Look, call me self-centered, but I can think of one minority they can start with — hello.”

Once again insinuating they don’t like him because he’s black. And my personal favorite:

“I’m not the strapping young Muslim Socialist that I used to be,” the president remarked.

He got that right, he is the much older Muslim Socialist now.

On C-SPAN, as I watched the audience leave, I was amazed. It was mostly very white and very, VERY rich people whose faces all adored the black man they had put into office. Every face was glued to the man on the podium as if they were watching a hippo climb up a rainbow with roller skates on.

It was depressingly clear that they were so proud of themselves for picking a black man who, in Biden’s words…

I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.” — Joe Biden on Barack Obama

To them, — a rare black man that actually talks. That’s a story book, baby.

That’s Hollywood. Just wait ’til you see the movie.

Guest post written by Joyanna Adams

Obama at WHCD: CNN Covers All Sides of the Story Just in Case One of Them Happens to be Accurate


CNN has consistently been among Obama’s top mainstream media cheerleaders, and this is how he thanks them?

Word is that the suits at CNN were so upset with this slight that they briefly thought about getting out of the tank for Obama, but of course they decided against it.

Obama’s wrong though — CNN doesn’t always cover all sides of a story. There are some stories they barely cover at all.

Totally off topic: Chelsea Clinton — worst “reporter” in the history of the world, or in the history of the universe?

Krauthammer on Border Security: If Obama Says Fences Don’t Work, Ask Him Why He’s Got One Around the White House

Great point. Now if the Washington Press Corpse ever grows some collective balls maybe somebody will say it to Obama the next time they interview him.

However, if asked, Obama would probably claim there’s no longer a fence around the White House — it’s now just a trellis for Michelle’s climbing rose bushes:

Muslim Prison Inmates Sue State of Michigan for Not Providing Halal Diet

I suppose it would be considered insensitive to suggest this as a solution: Don’t do things that will get you sent to prison and you’ll be able to eat whatever you want.

From the Detroit Free Press:

A federal lawsuit was filed today against the Michigan Department of Corrections, alleging several Muslim inmates aren’t getting enough “nutritional” food during the month-long fast of Ramadan and are being forced to eat foods that violate their religious beliefs.

According to the lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court in Detroit, the state’s “Ramadan Bagged Meal” contains about 1,100-1,400 calories, which is roughly less than half the amount of calories that the other inmates get on any given day. Under state prison policy, all inmate meals total 2,600 to 2,900 calories a day.

The lawsuit, filed by the Michigan chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR-MI), is challenging a policy that it claims requires Muslim inmates to sacrifice an adequate diet when they participate in the Ramadan fast. The suit also challenges a policy that prevents Muslims from maintaining a religiously-mandated — or halal — diet. Halal is a term used to designate food seen as permissible according to Islamic teachings. Under the halal food diet, pork and pork-based food products are forbidden, an addition to all meat that is not slaughtered and prepared in accordance with Islamic law.

The lawsuit claims that the MDOC has refused to provide Muslim inmates with a halal diet, “despite repeated requests.” As a result, Muslim inmates have been forced to “violate their sincerely-held religious beliefs by eating foods that violate the restrictions of the halal food diet,” according to the lawsuit.

CAIR-MI is seeking a court order enjoining the department from denying Muslim inmates an adequate diet during the upcoming month of Ramadan, which is scheduled to start July 9.

If a Christian was imprisoned in an Islamic country and requested ham on Easter, I’m sure the request would be **granted without question.

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Bill Clinton Jokes About George W. Bush Painting Him in the Nude

Was Bill Clinton not alive when Bill Clinton was President? It’s like he forgets that he’s the butt of his own jokes.

Anyway, apparently a good time was had by all yesterday as all the surviving U.S. presidents gathered at the opening of the George W. Bush Presidential Library.

During the speeches, George W. Bush expressed his love of country; Jimmy Carter expressed his love for Bush’s Africa policies; Barack Obama expressed his love of “immigration reform”; and, as usual, Bill Clinton expressed his love for Bill Clinton. A speech by the latter culminated in an uncomfortable joke about Bush-the-Painter doing a bathroom portrait of former President Downtrousers:

Bush hasn’t yet painted Clinton? Then who did this one?

Bubba’s entire speech is here. “Mother of All Cackles” alert at about the 2:36 mark.

Of Course: Boston Marathon Bomber was Supported by Taxpayers


This guy’s crime wouldn’t have been any less horrific if he’d have been self-sufficient, but it does add a bit of insult to the injury to find out he was sponging off the same people he hated, maimed and killed:

Marathon bombings mastermind Tamerlan Tsarnaev was living on taxpayer-funded state welfare benefits even as he was delving deep into the world of radical anti-American Islamism, the Herald has learned.

State officials confirmed last night that Tsarnaev, slain in a raging gun battle with police last Friday, was receiving benefits along with his wife, Katherine Russell Tsarnaev, and their 3-year-old daughter. The state’s Executive Office of Health and Human Services said those benefits ended in 2012 when the couple stopped meeting income eligibility limits. Russell Tsarnaev’s attorney has claimed Katherine — who had converted to Islam — was working up to 80 hours a week as a home health aide while Tsarnaev stayed at home.

In addition, both of Tsarnaev’s parents received benefits, and accused brother bombers Dzhokhar and Tamerlan were recipients through their parents when they were younger, according to the state.

And now we’re paying for his health care.

Tamerlan Tsarnaev was also reportedly angry that the world pictures Islam as a violent religion. He sure proved them wrong, didn’t he?

San Francisco Pot-Fest Partiers Celebrated Earth Day a Little Early

This past Saturday, a whole lotta pot revelers on Hippie Hill left their garbage in San Francisco — eleven tons of it, by some estimates:



After the hashfest, no doubt a good number of the participants returned to their lives of accusing everybody else of being environmental rapists.

Best quote from the news video below: “The gang members were behaving themselves… it’s the way the world ought to be.”