When Life Imitates Monty Python, Part XXVII: Infertility

You just knew this was coming. Somebody has to pay for the Creator’s biological negligence and unfairness:

The state of California is reportedly considering legislation that would force group insurance policies to provide infertility treatment for gay and lesbian couples.

Two men who have sex with each other for a year and do not produce a baby would be considered “infertile” under the proposed legislation. So would two women having sex. Since biology does not allow those without a uterus to conceive or those without a penis to impregnate, every year-long gay couple in California would potentially be covered by this new provision of California law.

And two men who have sex with each other for a year and do produce a baby will discover one of them has been lying about being male.

The story sounds ridiculous enough to be true. Here’s how it all came about:

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