The New York Times published a wildly over-lengthy piece about Anthony Weiner, his wife, and a possible political comeback as he ponders running for NYC mayor.

Drudge did the story proper justice:

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Anyway, in the Times’ story, Weiner’s brother helps come up with a good campaign slogan:

“I wouldn’t stand for other people saying this about him, but there was definitely a douchiness about him that I just don’t really see anymore.”

“Weiner 2013: Same Rotten Liberal Ideas, a Third Less Douchiness.”

By the way, there’s no way Weiner’s douchiness is gone — it’s just been repressed for a while. It’ll come back. Douchiness doesn’t go away — it’s like herpes. And douchebags on the magnitude of Anthony Weiner certainly don’t get de-douchified just because of a few shameful Tweets. The audacity to ponder a comeback after that monumental embarrassment is in and of itself a douchey thing to do, and that marks the start of Weiner’s comeback on the long road to making a full douchebag recovery. He’ll get there — I have faith in him.

Comments

12 Responses to “Anthony Weiner’s Brother Stumbles Upon Perfect Mayoral Campaign Slogan Material”

  1. SignPainterGuy on April 10th, 2013 7:36 pm

    "Stand up there, Antney, let everybody see ya !"

  2. backwoodsconsr on April 10th, 2013 7:43 pm

    If he gets nominated, the question will become "Who's going to beat the Weiner?"

  3. backwoodsconsr on April 10th, 2013 8:00 pm

    "This campaign message paid for by Viagra."

  4. Truesoldier__ on April 10th, 2013 8:49 pm

    Another slogan for him…."Instead of trying to regulate your life (like Bloomey) I'll spend all day tweeting my junk".

  5. Truesoldier__ on April 10th, 2013 8:51 pm

    My guess it will be that charachter from the movie "the Toy", you know, young Master Bates.

  6. Marshall_Will on April 10th, 2013 9:30 pm

    Finally..,something NY's can get onboard with..!

    Oh well, if Elliot Spitzer can function as the "moral compass" for the left leaning media? Here's yet another shock-jock approach to false choices where they can run any candidate just to the right of Weiner's velcro-fly and the voting public can feel relieved they 'ousted' this perv.

    Kind of like when the Chicago Teacher's Union asks for a 30% raise, Rahm pretends to be flabbergasted ( and then gives them 7% )

  7. swede on April 11th, 2013 5:27 am

    Re-erection campaign.

    ERECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES – VOTE WEENIE

    THE RIGHT TO BARE ARMS – & STUFF

    WONDER WEENIE FOR YOUR TEENIE

    The bizarre thing is he could actually win in NY.

  8. Pasadena Phil on April 11th, 2013 7:30 pm

    Reptile dysfunction strikes NYC..

  9. SignPainterGuy on April 12th, 2013 2:09 am

    A snake den, fer shur !

  10. SignPainterGuy on April 12th, 2013 2:15 am

    You`ve obviously spent considerable time thinking about apt slogans. Should we be concerned ? ;-)

  11. rosa on April 12th, 2013 9:32 am

    The report is actually a phallusy.

  12. @Dandapani on April 13th, 2013 1:22 pm

    Well, at least Antney is a Master deBater!

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