Was Bill Clinton not alive when Bill Clinton was President? It’s like he forgets that he’s the butt of his own jokes.

Anyway, apparently a good time was had by all yesterday as all the surviving U.S. presidents gathered at the opening of the George W. Bush Presidential Library.

During the speeches, George W. Bush expressed his love of country; Jimmy Carter expressed his love for Bush’s Africa policies; Barack Obama expressed his love of “immigration reform”; and, as usual, Bill Clinton expressed his love for Bill Clinton. A speech by the latter culminated in an uncomfortable joke about Bush-the-Painter doing a bathroom portrait of former President Downtrousers:

Bush hasn’t yet painted Clinton? Then who did this one?

Bubba’s entire speech is here. “Mother of All Cackles” alert at about the 2:36 mark.

Comments

31 Responses to “Bill Clinton Jokes About George W. Bush Painting Him in the Nude”

  1. jeffythequick on April 26th, 2013 2:06 pm

    Doug,

    It would be helpful to have a warning when you put stuff up like this. It will take a lifetime to get that image out of my head.

  2. SignPainterGuy on April 26th, 2013 2:43 pm

    Which one, Shrillary cackling at "The Mother Of All Cackles" ?

  3. SignPainterGuy on April 26th, 2013 2:48 pm

    It`s lies and deception either way or person, but Billy "Warm Ankles" Clinton at least sounds like he means it. Barry surely had to puke later after giving Bush the accolades, though throwing in Immigration Reform comments probably took the edge off !

    I can`t stomach trying to watch the whole vid, though I plan to later; I want to hear the fertilizer from Cahtuh !

  4. Truesoldier__ on April 26th, 2013 3:11 pm

    Im sure dear leader knew it would be ok to push immigration seeing as all his presidential peers feel the same way about the issue as he does.

  5. SignPainterGuy on April 26th, 2013 3:41 pm

    Can`t argue with that assumption ! I haven`t watched the vid yet, so I don`t know what Daddy Bush said; it`s 3 to 1 on the policy push ! I guess since he`s the current "ruler", Barry thinks he counts as 2 votes; maybe 3 or 4 when his ego is incl. !

  6. SignPainterGuy on April 26th, 2013 3:42 pm

    Jeffy, I just heard on radio news that the 787 may get the go-ahead / clearance to fly as early as this evening !

    GOOD LUCK !!

  7. SignPainterGuy on April 26th, 2013 3:44 pm

    "Bill Clinton Jokes About George W. Bush Painting Him in the Nude"

    Nah, he`s already done dogs and wildlife, he`s into "stills" now !

  8. Truesoldier__ on April 26th, 2013 3:57 pm

    But Clinton was hoping for some body paint….kinda like this:
    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/pa

  9. SignPainterGuy on April 26th, 2013 4:11 pm

    Ha haa ! He wouldn`t care if it were just watching the application, doing the applying, receiving the application or taking photos (for research purposes only of course) !

  10. jeffythequick on April 26th, 2013 4:18 pm

    ALready there!

    Mrs. thequick and I are buying a house, and we have front row seats for northbound landings (and southbound takeoffs) at Paine Field. Yesterday, I saw a 787 in the air. I have one of those "I love jet noise" bumper stickers at my desk.
    http://nyc787.blogspot.com/

    On Tuesday, I got to see a Dreamlifter (the 747 modified to carry the 787 pieces) land. It's pretty awesome!

  11. Truesoldier__ on April 26th, 2013 4:26 pm

    I ws thinking that he would go this route so the next time he is interviewing interns he could say I would never ask you to do anything I haven't done myself.

  12. Truesoldier__ on April 26th, 2013 4:31 pm

    O/T….Gun carrying citizen stops stabbing spree at Utah store.

    That alone makes it newsworthy in light of all the anti-gun zealots out there, but there is more to it than that:

    Smith's employee Dorothy Espinoza says, "He pulled it out and stood outside the Smiths in the foyer. And just started stabbing people and yelling you killed my people. You killed my people."

    Of course the police have not released any info about the knife wielder, but it does make you wonder just which "people" he was talking about.
    http://www.abc4.com/content/about_4/bios/story/co

  13. Truesoldier__ on April 26th, 2013 4:51 pm

    O/T…As if we needed more proof of Holder's direliction of duty….

    Holder Calls Amnesty a 'Civil Right' http://nation.foxnews.com/amnesty/2013/04/26/hold

  14. Granny55 on April 26th, 2013 6:24 pm

    Yup saw that – breaking the law is a civil right …….hmmm what part of law school did Holder miss when the word illegal was discussed?????

  15. Truesoldier__ on April 26th, 2013 6:49 pm

    Speakinf of Holder I saw this over at Breitbart:

    Former U.S. Attorney General Michael Mukasey said that under these circumstances, only Attorney General Eric Holder could personally have ordered this to happen. In a case with critical national interests at stake, only Holder could decide to cut short the FBI’s process.

    Rumors in D.C. are that Holder did this to shut down the debate about whether to treat Tsarnaev as a national-security threat instead of an ordinary criminal defendant in the court system. Holder decided to go with latter, consistent with a far-left ideology, and America was deprived of additional intelligence that could be used to protect us against additional threats.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/04/2

  16. SignPainterGuy on April 26th, 2013 7:16 pm

    Awesome news on both. Are you moving to the new house or "expanding" to 2 ?

    The 747 is a larger plane than the 787, right ?

  17. SignPainterGuy on April 26th, 2013 7:19 pm

    Thanks, I wondered who sent the judge, not thinking the judge would just jump up and do it without orders from above !

  18. SignPainterGuy on April 26th, 2013 7:21 pm

    It appears to me he missed most everything between registration and graduation ! He learned legalese, but not actual definition and law !

  19. SignPainterGuy on April 26th, 2013 7:22 pm

    Bill: "Hey, I did it myself; it was great !"

  20. SignPainterGuy on April 26th, 2013 7:53 pm

    O/T; We are all disgusted with everything about the Benghazi affair, except of course the bravery of the American personnel involved, so it comes as more repugnant that the mother of one of the slain SEALs was not invited to the ceremony to award the Thomas Jefferson Award for Foreign Service (I think that is the correct wording for the award). The wife / widow and children ARE invited, all expenses paid from the Netherlands (I think), but not the Mother. She has asked everyone who could know what happened and why and has been promised by all, Obama, Clinton, other TOP Officials, that they`d be right on it and get right back to her, but EVERY ONE of them has returned NO INFO and she is being told she is causing problems for the investigation and the administration, etc., and to "Shut UP" ! How utterly disgusting and shameful !!!

    She was interviewed by Sean Hannity today and Sean stepped up to the plate and hit a Home Run ! He told her to get all the itinerary together and Sean would pay ALL expenses for her and a guest ! He told her he`d get her a NICE hotel, NICE meals, a car to "ride" around in, plane tickets, the works !!

    WOW, way to go, Sean Hannity !

  21. ChapBix on April 26th, 2013 10:13 pm

    "Barack Obama expressed his love of “immigration reform”

    and himself.

  22. ChapBix on April 26th, 2013 10:20 pm

    Was it a paint-by-number painting?

  23. ChapBix on April 26th, 2013 10:25 pm

    Sean is a champion. As for those butt-lickers in the Obama regime, including the Chief Butt-licker himself, they have shown themselves to be just that..

  24. Pasadena Phil on April 26th, 2013 10:34 pm

    The "mother of all cankles" was cackling at "The Mother Of All Cackles"? What are the odds of THAT?

  25. SignPainterGuy on April 26th, 2013 10:40 pm

    Looong odds fer sher !! That was like a Age of Aquckerous star alignment sitchiashun ! Don`t happen much !

  26. SignPainterGuy on April 26th, 2013 10:42 pm

    No, too regimented ! He prefers the Braille version or the finger paints, no doubt !

  27. SignPainterGuy on April 26th, 2013 11:13 pm

    I can`t remember Sean and Mom`s last name. She said almost in tears that she cried on Barry`s, Shrillary`s and the Sec Def`s shoulders; Barry looked away to who he`d speak to next, Shrillarity spoke platitudes and the sec def took her face in his hands, promised to get to the bottom of it and get right back to her. None have done anything or even called or written her since.

    She and Hannity believe it has much to do with her refusal to shut up and her continued prying for answers that she wasn`t invited. Her Daought in Law takes a different view of the gooberment`s response, living out of country n all.

    You should have heard her voice change when Hannity asked her if she wanted to go and then said he`d pay her way. Told her to get a good steak dinner on him. Whatta guy !

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