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You Know You’ve Hit Rock Bottom When…

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Spotted at Ace of Spades:

Like Ace, I really have no idea who Amanda Bynes is, but she apparently has major issues if this person is telling her she needs to get her sh*t together. That’s kind of like Jay Carney telling you that you need to “cool it on the lying.”

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20 Responses to “You Know You’ve Hit Rock Bottom When…”

  1. SignPainterGuy on May 30th, 2013 12:40 pm

    Well Doug, don`tcha think Carney`s expertise in the area lends him the creds to know when your lies have gone too far ? I mean to say, if Jay doesn`t have the creds, who does ?

    CL appears to have all the creds as well having spent much of her life in the proverbial gutter ! Famous for her unpredictability !

  2. Dexter_Alarius on May 30th, 2013 1:04 pm

    Wait. Amanda Bynes is a dude?
    What upper body workouts is he doing to get his pecs to look like that?

  3. SignPainterGuy on May 30th, 2013 2:09 pm

    It`s the "Open-handed, upward and then outward chest massage while chanting, 'We must, we must, we must increase our bust' " !

  4. Whom on May 30th, 2013 6:20 pm

    Goodness, how about a courtesy "serious eye-spank' warning next time on those image links, hmm?

  5. backwoodsconsr on May 30th, 2013 7:54 pm

    There's a clause in his contract for sponsorship from Eye Bleach that prevents him from doing that.

  6. Marshall_Will on May 31st, 2013 12:18 am

    Lol. What movie was that from again? Too funny.

  7. Marshall_Will on May 31st, 2013 12:25 am

    CL has (mis)spent her life trying to be Edie Sedgwick and it didn't work then and it's not working NOW!

    Side note, I have a friend that ran a a "Who Is Ann Rand?" blog ( w/ little success ) for years. His basic premise was that "with no formal education in economics, why have so many chosen to blindly follow her?"

    Or some such bolderdash. A sort of backdoor way of 'discrediting' Conservatives and practicers of free enterprise in one fell swoop! So liberals are funny that way. Virtually ANY H'wood type willing to Tweet or blog their agenda talking points [evidently] is credible ( even if they're doing so from re-hab ) but..?

  8. Marshall_Will on May 31st, 2013 12:28 am

    OT,

    Saw on Twitchy that Michele B. is stepping down and while I don't yet know her motivations, thought it kind of sad. As MM noted, this sure puts a kink in Dim-fund raising! But sad nonetheless.

    Also sad to see how many "commenters" were high-fiving each other over it. The trolls are working OT over there…

  9. SignPainterGuy on May 31st, 2013 1:30 am

    That is a joke told to me when I was about 14 by one of the girls in the neighborhood, believe it or not !

    I vaguely remember something like it from a movie or SNL-type skit; not sure.

  10. SignPainterGuy on May 31st, 2013 1:31 am

    Sounds like a couple fails !

  11. SignPainterGuy on May 31st, 2013 1:35 am

    Yeah, I think it sad too; MB is a darling and a fire-brand; dependable for her rare determination and real conservative stand ! The left loved to hate her and will surely miss her as a fave target !

    She read the writing on the wall; she would likely lose the next election, so she`s calling it !

  12. jeffythequick on May 31st, 2013 3:08 am

    I heard the last dude she gave advice to lost his mind…

  13. Granny55 on May 31st, 2013 10:53 am

    O/T – did you see the segment on Fox this morning about HUD bullying West Chester County NY??? They are forcing the county to amend their zoning laws so that "affordable" housing can be built. HUD calls it a "pilot program" for wealthier counties to provide affordable housing. Gee, does anyone remember Lyndon Johnson's experiment in affordable housing??? It's called Detroit!

    And I do believe West Chester County is home to Bill and Hillary Clinton.

  14. SignPainterGuy on May 31st, 2013 11:11 am

    And they haven`t screamed NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard) ?

  15. Truesoldier__ on May 31st, 2013 11:18 am

    There was that scene in the movie Repossed where Father May-I(played by Leslie Neilson) was at the gym working out trying to get in shape for a showdown with the devil when a brunette on the butterfly machine kept having her bust inflate every time she lifted the weights.

  16. Truesoldier__ on May 31st, 2013 11:25 am

    I heard about it in passing (been so busy no time to really keep up right now). I am guessing SPG is right. She has been targeted with defeat by the dem machine in each of her elections. They continually bring millions of $'s to the fight and I am guessing it is just getting harder and harder to keep matching the money. If memory serves me, they are also "Palinizing" her by brining multiple ethics complaints (which she has to pay legal fees to defend herself against). At this rate they are attempting to not just run her out of politics, but to bankrupt her as well (like they were attempting to do to Palin).

    The trolls may be high fiving eachother now, but MB is far from done from the political arena. Now she will be more like Palin….able to speak her mind without worrying about lawsuits left and right.

  17. SignPainterGuy on May 31st, 2013 11:42 am

    "NO, you May-Not !"

  18. SignPainterGuy on May 31st, 2013 11:46 am

    Zackly ! The left is not satisfied with getting an opponent out of office; NO, they must be utterly destroyed !

    She can Palinize the left now or even be hired by a FreedomWorks type org. She`s not gone !

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