What kind of complaints might they get? “The coffee cream in the bomb vest assembly room is a little sour”?

From the UK Telegraph:

The organisation is the leading militia in the north-eastern part of rebel-held Syria, and has taken control of parts of the civilian administration in the city of Raqqa.

It posted a new notice there this week saying it was open to receiving complaints from members of the public.

“Any one who might have a complaint against any element of the Islamic state, whether the Emir or an ordinary soldier, can come and submit their complaint in any headquarters building of the Islamic state,” the notice said. “The complaint should be in writing, provide details and give evidence.

I’ll go out on a limb and predict that a month from now that complaint box will remain emptier than Joe Biden’s head.


39 Responses to “Heh: Al Qaeda starts a ‘complaint department’”

  1. SignPainterGuy on June 3rd, 2013 2:23 pm

    Good pic, Doug, and great last line ! Can`t get bats to fly in that belfry; the echos are deafening even for them !

    The only complaints I can imagine being put in the box would be along the lines of whining that Christians are fighting back instead of just bending over in submission !

  2. Barb Chansky on June 3rd, 2013 3:47 pm

    Thanks, Doug! I can always count on you for a good satire – and we all need to laugh in these times in order to have to strength to carry on and keep on fighting. Gd bless you!

  3. sizemorew on June 3rd, 2013 4:11 pm

    That complaint box is going to be emptier than Obama's resume.

  4. Granny55 on June 3rd, 2013 4:46 pm

    Well hell's bells then let's start with this one!!!

  5. backwoodsconsr on June 3rd, 2013 5:39 pm

    The complaint box will contain less than nothing? Is that scientifically possible?

    I heard that some operatives were experiencing premature detonation, but they have been strangely silent on the issue.

  6. SignPainterGuy on June 3rd, 2013 6:23 pm

    Are you dismissing his job at Baskin Robbins ? That went a long way toward teaching him how to be cool when serving the public. ;-)

    I think the rest of his experience was geared more toward servic"ing" the public !

  7. SignPainterGuy on June 3rd, 2013 6:29 pm

    Okay, there`ll be two complaints in the box; the one I mentioned and Hamad`s whine that women won`t hold still and keep their mouths shut for his groping !!

    Muslims truly do not understand why the rest of the world does not agree to bend over so they can follow the direction of their holy book without pushback !

  8. Granny55 on June 3rd, 2013 8:13 pm

    And with the current bunch of bozo's operating foreign policy out of the WH, that is why they are becoming so brazen again. We will see a catastrophic attack before the end of his term – no doubt. But as the media slowly does the "I still love you – make up dance" with their choosen one, any reporting about the complete failure of his policy will go unnoticed and of course it will all be blamed on Booooooosch!!!

  9. ChapBix on June 3rd, 2013 8:24 pm

    "I’ll go out on a limb and predict that a month from now that complaint box will remain emptier than Joe Biden’s head."

    As empty.

  10. ChapBix on June 3rd, 2013 8:25 pm

    Such a shame there is no Like button.

  11. SignPainterGuy on June 3rd, 2013 8:35 pm

    That vacuum thing, eh ?

  12. SignPainterGuy on June 3rd, 2013 8:40 pm

    Since Barry is never seen governing, the LIVs will never connect him to his policies. Booosh ? Likely. Rove is back in the news, maybe he`ll catch some fresh blame ! ;-)

  13. jeffythequick on June 3rd, 2013 8:44 pm

    Less than zer0…

  14. backwoodsconsr on June 3rd, 2013 8:52 pm

    Well played!

  15. SignPainterGuy on June 3rd, 2013 11:43 pm

    I`m not holding my breath, but this has the potential to be very interesting ;

    The article didn`t mention any of the usual leaky, inflatable-spined house RINOs, so maybe something will come of it.

  16. ChapBix on June 4th, 2013 12:47 am

    Isn't there one about the camel not holding still for the same reason as above?

  17. SignPainterGuy on June 4th, 2013 12:51 am

    If so, then there should be several about sheep and goats !

  18. Truesoldier__ on June 4th, 2013 11:25 am

    And now Ted Cruz has called for the abolition of the IRS (which is even better than cutting their funding imo).

  19. Truesoldier__ on June 4th, 2013 11:30 am

    I think Doug's picture choice is closer to the truth. How else do you suppose AQ can quickly nullify the resistance to their take over of Syria than to kill off those who oppose.

    It reminds me of a story an Iraqi man told me while I was over there. It was election day and everyone knew Saddam would win, again, with 100% of the vote. This guy decided to actually vote what he believed. Later that night, the secret police showed up at his house and arrested him, his wife, his daughter and 3 sons. He was whipped (in front of his family and the towns people) until he confessed that he was wrong. Then he watched as the secret police executed his daughter, then his 3 sons and finally his wife. No towns people would talk to him anymore for fear that they would be labeled trouble makers, so this guy lived on the streets in squalor dealing with his grief every day. He showed up the scares from the whip and told us that every time he saw them it was just another reminder of what he had lost.

  20. SignPainterGuy on June 4th, 2013 11:44 am

    Pure EVIL !!

    I hope the seeds of freedom planted there continue to grow. It`s difficult to see it with the skewed reporting we get !

  21. SignPainterGuy on June 4th, 2013 11:46 am

    I pray for the success of the Abolish the 16th Amendment movement.

  22. doriangrey1 on June 4th, 2013 1:28 pm
  23. SignPainterGuy on June 4th, 2013 1:48 pm

    It really is hard to feel any pity !

  24. doriangrey1 on June 4th, 2013 1:54 pm

    True, but oh the schadenfreude of watching them twist and squirm as they attempt to extricate themselves from having hoisted themselves upon their own petards…

  25. SignPainterGuy on June 4th, 2013 2:28 pm

    These are interesting times. It will be interesting to see whether the lib press fades away to obscurity first or the lib gv`t bails them out !

  26. backwoodsconsr on June 4th, 2013 2:41 pm

    They'll nationalize the press and call it Opravda.

  27. SignPainterGuy on June 4th, 2013 3:05 pm

    You`re thinking like them. Does your head hurt ?

  28. backwoodsconsr on June 4th, 2013 3:34 pm

    Not really. It's easier for an intelligent man to pretend to be stupid than for idiot to pretend to be intelligent.

  29. SignPainterGuy on June 4th, 2013 8:26 pm

    Yaa !

  30. Truesoldier__ on June 4th, 2013 11:01 pm

    Even Jay Leno is getting in on the abolishing of the IRS….He's monologue last night said that dear leader should close the IRS instead of GITMO.

  31. SignPainterGuy on June 4th, 2013 11:51 pm

    This morning I heard that Leno clip plus, "The IRS should be sent to GITMO !"

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