Al Gore’s second chakra was released yesterday because President Obama announced he’s going to skirt Congress and dump more money into his sham. In spite of reasons for major skepticism, Obama-the-Great-Uniter once again had to insult anybody who dares question their motives:

President Obama angrily blasted climate change skeptics during his energy policy speech Tuesday at Georgetown University, saying he lacked “patience for anyone who denies that this problem is real.”

“We don’t have time for a meeting of the flat-Earth society,” Obama said. “Sticking your head in the sand might make you feel safer, but it’s not going to protect you from the coming storm.”

Earlier in his remarks, Obama said the “overwhelming judgement of science, of chemistry, of physics, and millions of measurements” put “to rest” questions about pollution affecting the environment.

Being called a “flat earther” is a compliment coming from people who believe the best way to stimulate the economy is with food stamps and unemployment checks.

Recently an Obama climate adviser called for a “war on coal.” Coal provides around 40 percent of the power for their electric cars, so he’d better think that one through.


4 Responses to “Reality — the New ‘Flat Earth Society’”

  1. SignPainterGuy on June 26th, 2013 3:29 pm

    AlBore said Barry`s speech was his best ever. I take that as an admission that The Greatest Orator peaked at stupid and condescending and drops to abysmal depths from there !

    As for Bore`s "Chakra releases"; there`s male underwear liners for just such occasions !

    Glenn and Stu pointed out this morning that America`s energy production from green sources is all the way up to an impressive 0.27%. It`s as though it may not work well for some reason and isn`t very popular outside the Kumbaya crowd and the marxists in power.

  2. SignPainterGuy on June 26th, 2013 7:48 pm

    OK, green energy is near-uselessness with great expense and loads of hypocrisy. What we need is uselessness with a high degree of entertainment value …….. or at least something unexpected for your effort:

  3. link on September 28th, 2013 9:56 am

    So the president put his stellar scientific credentials on display. They're about on par with his credentials for peace, transparency and economics.

  4. Kerrylandry on February 8th, 2014 2:01 pm

    Is a great ideas flat earth my coursework

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