Nancy Pelosi is like a walking one-woman insane asylum that ran out of meds years ago:

“Next week, when we celebrate Independence Day we’ll also be observing health independence,” Pelosi told reporters today, explaining that “this week marks one year since the Supreme Court upheld the Affordable Care Act. It captures the spirit of our founders,” she added, citing the Preamble to the Declaration of Independence.”So, we’ve had Social Security, Medicare, and now health independence, so that’s something our members will take home to celebrate over this Independence Day.”

Three questions for Botoxi the Clown:

1) We have more liberty because of a massive government mandate?

2) Are you f*#king serious?

3) How do you avoid getting struck by lightning?


10 Responses to “Nancy Pelosi: This 4th of July, Make Sure to Celebrate… Obamacare”

  1. SignPainterGuy on June 28th, 2013 12:18 pm

    Typical of demo-progs, this total nitwit flips the meaning of the July 4th holiday. It is a celebration of our Nation`s independence FROM tyranny, NOT the re-establishment OF tyranny by our own government !

    If ever there was doubt that botox is poison, here`s proof !
    If ever there was doubt that liberalism is a mental disease, here`s proof !
    If ever there was doubt that Pelosi and her fellow progressives want to destroy our Nation as founded, here`s proof !

  2. backwoodsconsr on June 28th, 2013 12:31 pm

    In other news, Pelosi has begun her own social networking site, called Fascistbook.

  3. Obama bin Biden on June 28th, 2013 2:58 pm

    She crazier than a shithouse rat.

  4. SignPainterGuy on June 28th, 2013 3:35 pm

    And more poisonous than a black widder spidey from the same structure !

  5. doriangrey1 on June 28th, 2013 3:52 pm
  6. joyannaadams on June 29th, 2013 4:10 am

    So, does this mean that the firework displays will rain down little umbrellas with condons and the Morning After pills?

    Can we request Nancy to stand under the Liberty Bell while we ring it?

  7. backwoodsconsr on June 29th, 2013 10:02 am

    No! The reverberations from the hollow places in that dingaling's head would destroy the bell!

  8. SignPainterGuy on June 29th, 2013 10:18 am

    Talk about a dull noise that would make !

  9. ChapBix on June 29th, 2013 8:44 pm

    "3) How do you avoid getting struck by lightning?"
    By staying indoors as much as possible.

  10. Essien Brooks on August 27th, 2013 7:05 pm

    I love you Nancy. You are probably the best House Speaker of my lifetime. I hope someday soon you will again hold the gavel.

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