Romance we much.

It’s a May/December thing. May of 2013 and December of 1981:

sharptondate

No truth to the rumor that the couple met on the dating site RaceBaitersOnly.com.

Also no truth to the rumor that Sharpton’s pickup line was “got any poverty pimp in ya? No? Want some?

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Comments

13 Responses to “Al Sharpton Finds Younger Love”

  1. doriangrey1 on July 17th, 2013 5:25 pm
  2. SignPainterGuy on July 17th, 2013 5:39 pm

    From the very nice much lookingly young fiancee, can I assume that Al`s little head is more much smarter than his much we will bigger one about that ?

  3. ChapBix on July 17th, 2013 5:50 pm

    Hopefully, she will wear him out quickly. Better be careful there, Al. How is your heart these days?

  4. swede on July 17th, 2013 10:47 pm

    Squeeze we much!!

  5. Granny55 on July 18th, 2013 12:08 pm

    The way he is seated in that pic with his legs crossed and arms folded over his lap – is it possible that he was having an erection that lasted longer than 4 hours? He looks like he needs some medical attention.

  6. jeffythequick on July 18th, 2013 12:19 pm

    The sad thing is that he got ripped off.

    He's supposed to trade a 40 for two 20's.

  7. rosa on July 18th, 2013 12:22 pm

    Reading a teleprompter is no mean feat for the semi-literate.

  8. SignPainterGuy on July 18th, 2013 12:57 pm

    The camouflaging effects of crossing your arms is sometimes illusory: http://www.lolcaption.com/funny-demotivational-po

  9. SignPainterGuy on July 18th, 2013 1:01 pm

    She`s only 35, so that would be two 17-1/2s ! Just sayin` ! ;-)

  10. Granny55 on July 18th, 2013 4:05 pm

    Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

  11. backwoodsconsr on July 19th, 2013 11:03 am

    "But Al, a man your age, marrying a girl that young, that could be fatal!"

    "Well, if she dies, she dies."

  12. SignPainterGuy on July 19th, 2013 1:23 pm

    Ernie: "When I turn 60, I`m gonna find a 20 yr old girl and marry her and be happy for the rest of my life !"

    Sophe: "When I turn 60, I`m gonna find a 20 yr old man to marry and I`ll be a lot happier than you, `cause 20 goes into 60 a whole lot more than 60 goes into 20 !"

  13. Granny55 on July 22nd, 2013 12:32 pm

    I love that joke!

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