Hey, because the economy is purring along like a well oiled machine and there’s not much else happening in the world, why not?

The White House will hold a closed-door roundtable discussion on issues facing bisexuals Sept. 23.

The event, described in an invitation by White House LGBT liaison Gautam Raghavan as a session focused on “issues of importance to the bisexual community,” was first reported Thursday by the Washington Blade.

“Participants and administration officials will discuss a range of topics including health, HIV/AIDS, domestic and intimate partner violence, mental health and bullying,” Raghavan wrote.

It would be awesome if Obama put Biden in charge of this meeting, just because you know something hilarious would happen. Not that we’d find out about it, because due to this administration’s transparency rules, it’s a closed-door meeting.

The following week the Obama administration will host a meeting about issues affecting tri and quad-sexuals, and October is the big White House summit with people who like to bang alpacas while watching clown porn.


4 Responses to “Transparency Stays in the Closet: White House Hosting Closed Door Meeting About Bisexual Issues”

  1. Dexter_Alarius on August 23rd, 2013 1:36 pm

    Good grief! Is there nothing the Federal Government won't stick it's fingers into?
    Wait, that might not have been the best metaphor…

  2. backwoodsconservative on August 23rd, 2013 5:45 pm

    Well, considering where most politicians have their heads…

  3. ChapBix on August 23rd, 2013 8:11 pm

    Is there still room for their fingers in that orifice?

  4. rosa on August 26th, 2013 8:45 am

    This is Barry's pet project, being one himself.

    Sad how people practicing sexual deviancy are now become a protected class. When truth is turned on its head, expect every other abomination to rise up and conquer as well.

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