Pluggernuts was just dying to let the world know he gets classified goodies and you don’t:

As Vice President Joe Biden stood absent-mindedly at a White House press event Monday, there, front and center, was a folder for everyone to see.

It was marked “Codeword,” “Classified Document” and “Vice President.”

Biden had joined President Obama and Israeli Prime Minister in the Oval Office for an hour-plus talk about Iran, Syria and other weighty topics, the White House said.


Those are only mid-level classifieds, because Biden’s top secret documents are in folders marked “Big F-in Deal All Up in Here.”

Judging from the look on Joe’s face, the “secret” in that folder must have been something like “Recovery Summer actually made things worse,” or “Sorry, but that biker chick just wasn’t that into you.”


5 Responses to “Place Your Guess: What’s in Joe Biden’s ‘Top Secret’ Folder?”

  1. backwoodsconsr on October 2nd, 2013 2:19 pm

    From the look on his face, I'd say somebody just found out that his Top Secret folder contains documents reminding him how to tie his shoelaces.

  2. Dexter_Alarius on October 2nd, 2013 3:46 pm

    I'm guessing it's that day's spelling workbook.

  3. backwoodsconsr on October 2nd, 2013 3:47 pm

    Is he still working on his three letter words?

  4. Truesoldier__ on October 2nd, 2013 4:25 pm

    I was thinking he just got to the part of the book in which all the other engines were making fun of the little engine that could and he was very sad for that little engine.

  5. The Watcher on October 3rd, 2013 12:24 am

    It's a report letting him know that firing a shotgun to 'warn' is illegal.

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