White House Twitter account operator lobbying hard for a gig at the Dept. of Education

There is no “off” position on the White House’s genius switch:

#GetCovered because
your mom will have peace of mind
(and you will as well).http://t.co/GNfbftrfo3, pic.twitter.com/AP3HLgeQBV

— White House Archived (@ObamaWhiteHouse) December 12, 2013

And Noah Webster wept, for these dipshits were now also in charge of health care as well as education.

The White House Twitter operator had a struggle too, because the spell-check kept trying to change “give your mom piece of mind” to “give your mom a chunk of somebody’s brain.”