White House Twitter account operator lobbying hard for a gig at the Dept. of Education

There is no “off” position on the White House’s genius switch:

And Noah Webster wept, for these dipshits were now also in charge of health care as well as education.

The White House Twitter operator had a struggle too, because the spell-check kept trying to change “give your mom piece of mind” to “give your mom a chunk of somebody’s brain.”