An unbearable dichotomy of First Couple food tweets

Here’s Michelle Obama on Thursday pushing Subway, which agreed to make their kids menu as shitty as the school lunches FLOTUS helped ruin:

That was followed by a tweet from Barack Obama’s White House less than four hours later:

Yeah, he doesn’t listen to her. And I don’t listen to either of them. It’s a “win-win-win” all around.