Hillary Clinton is uniquely qualified to be president, according to Dems. It’s just that she possesses so many qualifications that they can’t think of any:

They forgot her biggest accomplishment of all: Marrying Bill Clinton. That and a magical ability to turn $1,000 into $100,000.

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7 Responses to “Heh: DNC members can’t think of any Hillary accomplishments”

  1. backwoodsconservative on March 5th, 2014 4:54 pm

    She's the inevitable nominee for 2016, just like she was the inevitable nominee for 2008.

  2. backwoodsconservative on March 5th, 2014 5:01 pm

    What difference does it make?!

  3. Truesoldier__ on March 5th, 2014 5:18 pm

    Exactly. The Dem primary is going to be interesting to watch. Even if she does manage to secure the nomination this time around she is going to come out damaged. Don't think for a second that the other primary donks are going to pull in punches on Benghazi, her health or any of the other scandals that have plagued the Clintons over the years.

  4. Truesoldier__ on March 5th, 2014 5:19 pm

    "hey forgot her biggest accomplishment of all: Marrying Bill Clinton."

    I'm not sure if that would qualify. The argument could be made that the true political benefit went to Bill not Hillary.

  5. backwoodsconservative on March 5th, 2014 10:09 pm

    It would have been all right if they had stuck to screwing each other and left the American people alone.

  6. Marshall_Will on March 6th, 2014 12:12 am

    BWC said,

    "She's the inevitable nominee for 2016, just like she was the inevitable nominee for 2008"

    God that is DEPRESSING. Jason Mattera addressed this most aptly by simply asking "What is she going to 'run' ON? The same failed progressive policies that aren't working NOW?"

    But as we've seen, there's really no END to dimmocrat spin? And what precisely would she DO w/ her pResidency? Let's be honest here guys, every economist worth listening to is calling Crash.

    I think the real question, and whom should be on the *hotseat* is our corporations. Yo' Mr. Fortune 500 CEO, we're pretty freaking sure where Hillary stands! Question IS.., what are YOU going to do about it? Be like Doug's senile great uncle Warren B and throw in/buckle! Or stand up like a MAN? Cuzz' we'd kinda' like to know…

  7. Marshall_Will on March 6th, 2014 1:32 am

    OT but truly amazing article on how O'Drama stole the election: Must read by Alice Marwick,

    These same techniques were used to great effect by the Obama campaign before the 2012 election. Famously, the campaign recruited some of the most brilliant young experts in analytics and behavioral science, and put them in a room called “the cave” for sixteen hours a day.6 The chief data scientist for the campaign was an analyst who had formerly mined Big Data to improve supermarket promotions. This “dream team” was able to deliver microtargeted demographics to Obama—they could predict exactly how much money they would get back from each fund-raising e-mail. When the team discovered that East Coast women between thirty and forty were not donating as much as might be expected, they offered a chance to have dinner with Sarah Jessica Parker as an incentive.7 Every evening, the campaign ran 66,000 simulations to model the state of the election. The Obama analysts were not only using cutting-edge database marketing techniques, they were developing techniques that were far beyond the state of the art.
    http://www.nybooks.com/articles/archives/2014/jan

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