What moisturizer does he use? It’s called “Gold Bond Botox,” Rachael, and usually the doctor sticks the needle in too far and hits frontal lobe:

Biden appeared on Rachael Ray’s show to pitch Obamacare and describe how the Obama administration has roasted the middle class.


4 Responses to “Job offer from MSNBC incoming: Rachael Ray admires Joe Biden’s ‘glowing, perfect skin’”

  1. backwoodsconservative on April 1st, 2014 7:14 pm

    If he were clean and articulate he could be president.

  2. Marshall_Will on April 1st, 2014 9:14 pm

    Oh… OH… good one. Pepe` Bidet had that coming.

    And truthfully, what's more important in a multi-BILLION/multi-GENERATIONAL boondoggle than (1) person's healthy glowing skin? But does it give you sun-glistened pecs?

  3. Marshall_Will on April 1st, 2014 9:30 pm

    In a move Doug and MM warned about ever since "The Food Safety Act of 2010" was hurriedly 'passed' before the Dims lost the House, it will become an infraction for beer brewers to… wait for it; re-utilize "spent grains" from the brewing process to sell to cattle farmers.

    So much for 'sustainability' huh? Guess it'll have to go to a landfill. This despite the fact there's never been a reported illness! Here's the bottom line: the mega-brewers will feign inconvenience but in the end this will hurt smaller companies exponentially HARDER. As w/ ObieCare, the major ( read UNION ) players will either get Waiver Mania or will suck it up until smaller players get crushed.

    Then they'll quietly ( and selectively ) REPEAL that section. Oops, did I do that? Cute huh.

  4. Marshall_Will on April 1st, 2014 9:31 pm

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