Suck it, conspiracy theorists: Obama says White House pies contain no crack cocaine

Well, there goes my theory for the huge, irresponsible, inattentive mess that is the Obama administration:

Of course, the claim that White House pies contain no crack comes from the same prez who promised “if you like your plan you can keep your plan,” so draw your own conclusion.

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