Unconfirmed, unsubstantiated, and totally believable:

Bill Clinton reportedly has a buxom blond mistress who visits so often when Hillary Clinton isn’t home in Chappaqua that the former president’s Secret Service detail have given her an unofficial code name: Energizer.

This is according to Ronald Kessler in “The First Family Detail: Secret Service Agents Reveal the Hidden Lives of Presidents,” due Aug. 5 from Crown Forum.
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The book, portions of which I’ve obtained, says none of the normal protocols is followed when Energizer arrives in her SUV, sometimes just minutes after Hillary has left the Westchester house.

Kessler quotes a supervisor informing a new agent: “You don’t stop her, you don’t approach her, you just let her go in.”

Energizer, who is described as charming and friendly, sometimes brought cookies to the agents, according to the book excerpts.
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Kessler also reports that Hillary’s Secret Service detail informs Bill’s Secret Service detail when the former first lady is coming home, so Bill has time to get Energizer off the property and clean up any evidence.

But once, the warning came late. “The agents had to scramble to get Energizer out of there so there wasn’t some kind of big confrontation.”

They call her “Energizer” because when Bubba finds out she’s on the way over, he does this:

By the way, Bill Clinton’s Secret Service detail’s code name for Hillary is “Saltpeter.”

I’ll be surprised if any of the above story about Bill Clinton is true — it would be so unlike him.

Comments

9 Responses to “Bill Clinton and his alleged ‘Energizer’”

  1. backwoodsconservative on July 22nd, 2014 10:47 pm

    Do the secret service agents buy the batteries for Hillary's energizer?

  2. Marshall_Will on July 23rd, 2014 2:05 pm

    Speaking of post-pResidency self-humiliation.., heard the O's are in the process of closing on a $4.5 mil. Rancho Mirage estate. Nothing confirmed of course?

    Does this azz clown think His/their lives post WH will be filled w/ talk show circuits, speaking fees and dinner parties w/ the R & F? Somehow I'm DOUBTING that. What we need to be doing is getting the public used to the idea, The Choomster behind BARS.

    That or spending the rest of his natural life defending lawsuits and being under house ARREST. So it's a good idea for Him to be shopping early for posh digs. It would be most fitting if He wound up in the same subdivision in HI where he was neighbors w/ the [also exiled] former pResident of the Philippines, Ferdinand Marcos.

  3. Truesoldier__ on July 23rd, 2014 4:14 pm

    This is on top of houses in Hawaii, Kentucky and a slew of other places throughout the country (and possibly the world). I am beginning to suspect that Mooch and Choom (ever notice that Mooch and Choom is an anagram?) are expecting the golfing and vacations to continue forever and will use the excuse of multiple homes as the way to go about having the taxpayers foot the bill.

  4. Granny617 on July 23rd, 2014 6:54 pm

    I was thinking that maybe "Energizer" is his Cialis dealer.

  5. Granny617 on July 24th, 2014 11:50 am

    I would suspect that the "Energizer" is also Willie's Cialis dealer.

  6. Marshall_Will on July 24th, 2014 1:36 pm

    No doubt that's their intent ( complete w/ 24/7 SS agents at their beck & call )

    What I'm saying, as MM has pointed out w/ their "leave our KIDS out of politics!" hypocrisy, is that He will continue or TRY to dominate the news cycle even AFTER his pResidency.

    In effect, rendering whomever it is that's elected next wholly emasculated and ignored by a media He's controlled since *before* Coronation I. There'll be (1) mic on Mitt for an initial statement and 39 on Numbnutz to get his reaction! Oh and counter points/Twitter campaign/social media counter blitz!

    That WILL in fact, STILL be pResident. Leaking it out they'll be livin' the dream is part of that initial step.

  7. Marshall_Will on July 24th, 2014 2:54 pm

    Totally OT but:

    Just called the County over these Summer/quickie 'repair' jobs they schlock up on Rural America. Maybe you guys have noticed that in many country roads all they're doing ( if anything? ) is spray down some oil, spread some peat gravel and then let local drivers function as "pavers" by rolling over the slop.

    To say it's cosmetic at best isn't fair to cosmetics. What gravel isn't absorbed by tax payer's tires/fenders/windshields is scattered by the side of the road. Since it's passenger cars doing the heavy lifting; the paving quickly devolves into un-driveable RUTS that quickly fill w/ water every time there's more than a drizzle. Apparently we don't even rate asphalt. Enough.

    More of the War on Rural America…

  8. Truesoldier__ on July 24th, 2014 8:55 pm

    Don't doubt that scenario at all. His ego would never let him leave the spotlight.

  9. Marshall_Will on July 25th, 2014 3:02 pm

    And even further OT:

    In checking concert dates in OR for the Summer.., noticed Pig Maher will be wowing the [incredibly sycophant friendly] hometown/"anarchist capitol of the world!" Eugene, OR.

    Wow Pig, way to reach out and "win over" those of dissenting opinion! ( If one ponies up for VIP backstage tickets will there be a hookah-fest group grope after the show? ) Can nude cyclists attend, you know, in the buff?

    I'm torn between hacking into his P.A system and heckling Pig all night or doing a Jesse Waters style interview w/ his mindless drones? Dude, man TF-UP, show some freaking b@lls and play to *opposing* strongholds like MM does..! You freaking WUSSY.

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