Ummm:

National Guard officials confirm to FOX 25 that 3 Afghan National Army Soldiers have gone missing from Joint Base Cape Cod.

Maj. Jan Mohammad Arash, Capt. Mohammad Nasir Askarzada, and Capt. Noorullah Aminyar were reported missing by base security Saturday night and have not been seen since.

Don’t worry yet. There’s always a chance they went weekend kitesurfing with John Kerry but just forgot to sign out.

Update:

They were found trying to leave the country at Niagra Falls. What did they want to get to Canada for?

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3 Responses to “Afghan Nat’l Army soldiers have gone missing in … Massachusetts; Updated”

  1. Granny617 on September 22nd, 2014 10:49 am

    Oh don't worry – they were assigned to find Lois Lerner's missing emails.

  2. Truesoldier__ on September 22nd, 2014 10:57 am

    Speaking of Lois Lerner, Politico had a puff piece about how she is really a victim not a criminal:
    http://www.politico.com/story/2014/09/lois-lerner

    Makes me wonder just what is about to be uncovered about LL that they are trying to get out front of.

  3. Truesoldier__ on September 22nd, 2014 11:01 am

    Gee, 3 Afghan officers, who were more than likely trained by US forces with US tactics, have gone missing in America. Wonder how long it will be till they strike. If I were in Mass, or the surrounding area, I would stay out of malls, stadiums, arenas, etc. till these 3 are caught.

    Then again, they may have seen the news that dear leader has been dumping illegals in Mass towns, so they figured if they just went to those communities they could would be safe and be able to take part of the upcoming amnesty by fiat after the midterms.

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