Afghan Nat’l Army soldiers have gone missing in … Massachusetts; Updated

Ummm:

National Guard officials confirm to FOX 25 that 3 Afghan National Army Soldiers have gone missing from Joint Base Cape Cod.

Maj. Jan Mohammad Arash, Capt. Mohammad Nasir Askarzada, and Capt. Noorullah Aminyar were reported missing by base security Saturday night and have not been seen since.

Don’t worry yet. There’s always a chance they went weekend kitesurfing with John Kerry but just forgot to sign out.

Update:

They were found trying to leave the country at Niagra Falls. What did they want to get to Canada for?