Tomorrow, Bill Clinton reminds you to be thankful for the things that make life worth living:

There’s always an awkward silence at the Clinton Thanksgiving table when Bill is asked if he prefers “thigh or breast.”

I think that picture is about three months old, but even still it would be perfect to feature on the cover of the Clintons’ Christmas cards.

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13 Responses to “Caption away: What’s Bill Clinton thankful for this Thanksgiving?”

  1. backwoodsconsr on November 26th, 2014 2:01 pm

    "After dinner cigar, anyone?"

  2. Doug on November 26th, 2014 2:16 pm

    Heh! But I'm sure he was thinking about Hillary the entire time.

  3. Truesoldier__ on November 26th, 2014 3:10 pm

    Regarding the picture:

    Bill is thinking about a nice big cup of milk right about now.

  4. Truesoldier__ on November 26th, 2014 3:11 pm

    There’s always an awkward silence at the Clinton Thanksgiving table when Bill is asked if he prefers “thigh or breast.”

    Or for that matter, White or Dark meat.

  5. Marshall_Will on November 26th, 2014 3:29 pm

    I'm no sexpert like Bubba ( but isn't what he's oggling, um; FAKE? ) That doesn't look remotely, natural. Try using those GLASSES for something besides a fashion accessory Bill!

  6. Marshall_Will on November 26th, 2014 3:32 pm

    She's an otherwise LOVELY girl but in the end ( when compared to Bubba's years ) just THAT. A girl. And isn't that every young lady's dream? An out-of-shape, lecherous [perpetual] wandering eye dirtbag?

  7. Truesoldier__ on November 26th, 2014 4:22 pm

    Wonder bras do work wonders.

  8. Truesoldier__ on November 26th, 2014 4:25 pm

    The type of girl that would want a pervy father figure has some serious issues, which is exactly what Bill is looking for.

  9. backwoodsconsr on November 26th, 2014 5:17 pm

    And he replies, "I want a large thigh and a small breast," as he gazes adoringly at Hillary.

  10. Truesoldier__ on November 26th, 2014 5:20 pm

    He stays away from the drumsticks as they don't have cankels.

  11. Marshall_Will on November 27th, 2014 8:32 pm

    Those d@rn LIONS..!?!?

    Oh well, we Bears fans have second helpings to look forward to. Clowning aside, we *ALL* have much to be grateful for this year. Wouldn't in all fairness 2014 have to be described as: The Year of the Disgruntled Voter. ?

    Broad swaths of "I've had it with BOTH parties!?" ( that tend to be Silent Conservatives almost as reliably as Doug's "moderates & independents that vote Democratic 95% of the time" ) finally tilted the scales in favor of.., sobriety!

    In the end; even Progressive Islands only Obama could love, that opted fo' Free Pot will get theirs. Good luck balancing those pipe dream budgets [literally] as affluent retirees make for the nearest freeway out of TOWN! The only people I know that plan on 'staying' in OR are doing so, grudgingly! But at the end of the day I'm willing to bet they'll buckle as one newly introduced 'tax' after the other does the driving FOR them! Enjoy suckahs…

  12. backwoodsconsr on November 29th, 2014 6:48 pm

    Clemson beat the Gamecocks!

    I'll be having chicken sandwiches for supper.

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