The Clinton Foundation slush fund/family ATM must not be enough to cover all 2016 campaign expenses, because Hillary Clinton’s campaign is kicking the merchandising into high gear.

I’m guessing there are about a half million of these bad boys sitting in a truck in Riyadh:

Of course, in Saudi Arabia they crossed out “in the White House” and replaced it with “not behind the wheel.”

But wait, there’s also the pantsuit t-shirt for $30 (foreign donors add an additional $100,000 to cover shipping, handling and server scrub & disposal):

Wear one of Hillary’s pantsuit tees and make your friends more confused than Bill the time he accidentally woke up in bed with his own wife.

Laugh if you will but it looks fabulous on George Stephanopoulos.


15 Responses to “Nothing says ‘I’m for the candidate who will fight for the proletariat’ like a $55 throw pillow”

  1. Truesoldier__ on May 26th, 2015 7:18 pm

    So I see the throw pillow is continuing on with Hillary's genitalia theme. So far the only thing she has been able to claim as an accomplishment is that she has female genitalia; therefore she should be re-elected.

    Talk about setting the bar really low (lower than the crossbar on a female bicycle).

  2. Marshall_Will on May 27th, 2015 12:14 am

    True, like MM says "Think w/ your lady *smarts* ( not your lady PARTS! )"

    But… doesn't this exhibit just how desperate Dims are? Who green lighted this anyway? They can't afford to alienate/exclude [1] single voter. As Star Parker pointed out in the last Gov. race in VA., "In spite of their insistence to the contrary, Republicans poll quite well with women. MARRIED women!"

    I believe they were attracting upwards of 70% of the women's vote just in that race. Never one to read too much into mass produced ( probably Made In China ) 'pillows' BUT: Dims don't seem too 'sure' of ANY of the demografix that got Numbnutz elected?

  3. Marshall_Will on May 27th, 2015 12:20 am


    Bill Kristol; really nailed it in the WS w/ his most recent article on: Baby Boomer Presidents ( Isn't THREE enough!? ) That's another ton o' luggage HC is dragging around. I'm sure she's got the ex-hippie chick/single-47%'er mom/train wreck 'vote', but won't 20-somethings of either gender outright REJECT her on face value?

    She's much older than O'Drama and even their chronologies and influences don't add up.

  4. max on May 27th, 2015 7:01 am

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  5. Truesoldier__ on May 27th, 2015 10:10 am

    So true and add to that her trying to sound like one of the "commoners" by promising to take "the rich" down a notch while more and more details of the Clinton Foundation and money laundering scheme come out and the youth see an old hypocrite lying through her dentures.

    Not to mention, the job picture is not only bleak, but more an more stories are coming out about American workers being forced to train foreign replacements (Disneyworld was the latest on that front) while she (like Jeb) is running around the country talking about the need to legalize everyone who wants (and even those that don't) and the polls are showing in the 70%-80% that the voters want it ended.

  6. Truesoldier__ on May 27th, 2015 10:13 am

    I think it is more than the unsure nature about the demografix. I think Hillary is not nearly as confident as she was going into 2008 where she got blindsided by Obama. Being blindsided like that had to have a number on her psyche as it not only put doubt into her own abilities, but also put injected more paranoia into her as she could not believe the party stabbed her in the back to support Obama. Couple that with her age and health and you have a train wreck of a campaign brewing.

  7. Granny617 on May 27th, 2015 11:04 am

    Here is a good one!

    Her 4th Wedding:

    A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk

    that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales

    clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?" The bride-to-be said, "A long frilly white

    dress with a veil." "Please don't take this the wrong way, madam, but such dresses are usually more fitting

    for the first time bride who is more innocent in the ways of life, if you get my meaning." "WELL!," replied

    the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite

    appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see,

    my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our honeymoon hotel.

    My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that

    we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again." "What about your third

    husband?" "That one was a DEMOCRAT", said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on

    the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened."

  8. backwoodsconsr on May 27th, 2015 6:04 pm

    Good one, indeed!

  9. Granny617 on May 28th, 2015 5:14 pm

    And ya gotta love Socialist Sen Bernie Sanders! He announces his run on the Demoncrap ticket and rails against the many choices we have in underarm deoderant while children go hungry. And railing about the "rich" and how he wants them to pay 90% income tax. All the while sitting next to him are his biggest supporters – none other than the owners of Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream – rich guys – whose ice cream company offers over 100 flavors of ice cream! The optics are just priceless!!!

  10. Truesoldier__ on May 28th, 2015 5:50 pm

    And the irony is completely lost on all three of them.

    Of course if Bernie Sanders makes it onto the dem ticket we should run add's simplifying his positions so any LIV can get it. Just have some 20's somethings standing outside a store waiting to get the latest iPhone only to be told they can only get a generic old school flip phone in one color without any bells and whistles. Finish the commercial saying something like in November you have a choice to make. If you make the wrong choice it may be last time you have any choices on anything.

  11. Granny617 on May 28th, 2015 8:18 pm

    These elitists, and I am including most sitting in office in the Senate and the House, look down the end of their noses at those they are supposed to be representing and all they see is hard working residents that look like piggy banks. They will do anything to bleed us dry, restrict our freedoms – all to keep themselves sitting in Washington lapping up the perks and power. I am quickly losing ALL belief in our government. Day after day – it is one story after another about our inept government and the lackey's that run it – always with their hands out for more to "fix" the problems they have created.

  12. Marshall_Will on May 28th, 2015 10:22 pm

    All aboard..!

    Agreed, and it only makes more apparent [THAT] she felt The Snubbing, left her no 'alternative' other than for her to create her own party and donation/money laundering operation to fund it!

  13. Marshall_Will on May 28th, 2015 10:26 pm

    "lying through her dentures"

    Dude, too FUNNY! And yes, the Disney-debacle is not playing well. Everyone's figured out by now these 'temps' are NEVER going to just go back home, away or do anything but continue to erode wages…

  14. ChapBix on May 28th, 2015 11:16 pm

    Like the idea of the old school phone but suggest taking it one step further and display an old style black rotary phone.

  15. Tubes on June 18th, 2015 6:24 am

    The chances for Hillary Clinton to win these elections seems to be very high.

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