Because there haven’t been enough Bush presidents, Jeb will formally announce he’s entering the race

With another Clinton being the leading contender on the left, and another Bush set to be among the leading contenders on the right, maybe they should just be running-mates and formally usher in America’s descent into oligarchy:

Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush is expected to confirm he will be running for president in 2016 Monday afternoon, and the anticipated campaign launch is set to take place at a South Florida college campus.

Sunday, Bush released a video on Twitter called “Making a Difference.” “He does it because he is a true servant. He is the best voice that we can have,” said a Bush supporter in the video.

I haven’t been this excited since the last time I got a “time for your next colonoscopy” reminder from my doctor:

Do you like Bush’s logo? I’m not feeling it:

I kept picturing how the logo was decided on in a focus group:

“Jeb” — Eh, whatever.

“Jeb!” — That’s it!

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