If this quote in a forthcoming book about Nick Saban is accurate, the Alabama coach is a master motivator for getting his players’ minds off distracting thoughts and back on the field of play:
The Alabama football coach imparts life lessons in a new biography by Monte Burke, and though the book itself isn’t out yet, an excerpt was published on Twitter Monday where Saban is giving his players dating advice.
From the excerpt:
“‘Guys out there chasing pussy, having all of these kids. And then you come in here and try to play football. Ultimately it’s a distraction. Ultimately, you don’t want to be out there chasing after midnight. If you haven’t locked it up by midnight, it’s not worth it.’”
“At this point Saban paused and shuffled on his feet. The color had risen in his face. His players had no idea what to expect next.”
“‘Ultimately, you never want to sleep with anybody who has less to lose than you do,’ he said, ‘So, ultimately, if I’m ever going to sleep around on Miss Terry, it’s going to be with Hillary Fucking Rodham Clinton.’”
Saban’s players immediately ran from the locker room and became practitioners of Buddhist monasticism.
Bill Clinton then swooped in and hit on their confused girlfriends.
President Obama gets halos from the Associated Press, but for now Hillary Clinton will have to settle for this image that’s more like looking through Wes Craven’s camera lens than a political candidate:
View it in all its glory here, but don’t look directly at the photo until you’ve stored your soul in a safe, non-extractable place.
Cecile Richards explained how a video showing Planned Parenthood’s Senior Director of Medical Services Dr. Deborah Nucatola explaining at length how the “organization” harvests fetal organs for reuse and sale was patently false and deceptively edited. She did so by not denying anything that the PP staffer said, but rather saying the language used was a little harsh.
These people are so f**king twisted if Planned Parenthood didn’t exist the only other job they could find would be working as pretzels or boat dock rope:
And after all the exposure of the twisted and horrible things Planned Parenthood takes part in, never forget that it’s Scott Walker who is the real sicko here:
Verified: Scott Walker's views on abortion are more extreme than those of any GOP president in recent time: http://t.co/JAqU7RyTVj
By now you might have heard about the undercover video showing Planned Parenthood’s Senior Director of Medical Services Dr. Deborah Nucatola explaining how they use partial birth abortion procedures to procure body parts. In other words, the sick bastards instruct abortion “providers” how to perform the procedures so as to not damage any organs they can later sell.
Here’s how the sick PP abortion/body parts mill freaks explained it:
The truth?When patients want to donate tissue, Planned Parenthood always gets full consent—and doesn’t profit from it http://t.co/toTu1sJr67