Meanwhile, here’s what’s going on back at Hillary HQ

News of an FBI investigation has really caused Team Hillary to jump into action:

All the while, Hillary is eluding FBI capture by trying to pass herself off as a teenage girl:

How does your student loan debt make you feel? Tell us in 3 emojis or less.

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) August 12, 2015

That tweet alone should be a federal offense.