Harry Reid is suing the company that makes the exercise bands he claims ruined his vision in one eye.
Sorry everybody, but I also have to mention this detail about the lawsuit:
Senator Harry Reid and his wife claim that his rubber band injury ruined their sex life http://t.co/ynilCCn4g9
— Gawker (@Gawker) October 8, 2015
Excuse me for a second…
Alright I think I’m OK, now.
Reid says his sex life was ruined so he figured he might as well ruin everybody else’s in the process. But all is not lost, because Reid obviously hasn’t lost his ability to f**k taxpayers.
