Legendary swordsman Harry Reid sues exercise equipment company for ruining his sex life

Harry Reid is suing the company that makes the exercise bands he claims ruined his vision in one eye.

Sorry everybody, but I also have to mention this detail about the lawsuit:

Excuse me for a second…

Alright I think I’m OK, now.

Reid says his sex life was ruined so he figured he might as well ruin everybody else’s in the process. But all is not lost, because Reid obviously hasn’t lost his ability to f**k taxpayers.

Author: Doug Powers

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