Hillary wins Iowa along with 6 straight coin flips, Trump feeling unappreciated

Hillary Clinton squeaked by in Iowa last night. The vote was so close that in several precincts the winner had to be decided by a coin toss, but the “luck of the Clintons” still shines on them:

Not only that, but after each coin toss, the Clintons invested each flipped quarter in cattle futures and turned them into a few hundred thousand dollars.

On the GOP side, Ted Cruz beat Donald Trump and Marco Rubio by several thousand votes.

Trump’s speech last night was actually fairly gracious, but it was inevitable that he’d start taking it out on voters at some point:

That’s just one notch above, “voters, you’re fired!”

Update:

Remember when I said Trump was fairly gracious after losing to Cruz? That didn’t last long:

This entry was posted in Politics on by .

About Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a blast of snark. Townhall Media editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice.