Progressive thought experiment: If a Dorito is spotted at the next NARAL meeting, is it a hate crime?

During the Super Bowl on Sunday night, the abortion fanatics at NARAL really showed that they know how to party:

The pro-choice organization NARAL livetweeted their thoughts during the Super Bowl Sunday, at one point denouncing a Doritos ad for featuring a fetus.

The Doritos ad in question showed a father eating Doritos while his pregnant wife received an ultrasound. The baby reacts strongly to the Doritos whenever Dad gets close with a chip. At the end, the baby physically launches itself out of the womb to try to get Doritos.

These people are straight-up freaky:

The ad humanized a human being? How offensive!

NARAL would have obviously preferred it if fetus had been chopped up and sold off piece by piece.