Justin Trudeau, the Barack Obama of the United States’ neighbor to the north, couldn’t help but share his progressive enlightenment with a town hall audience recently. Progressives don’t like man-splaining, but apparently sometimes it’s just got to be done:
Questioner: “My question is about volunteering. So, the World Mission Society Church of God is truly growing and changing society through our volunteer work. We have received the Queen’s Award in the UK… [and] have received many awards throughout the whole word; however, unfortunately in Canada, our volunteering as a charitable religious organization is extremely difficult. Extremely. That’s why, in actuality, we cannot do free volunteering to help our neighbors in need as we truly desire. So, that’s why we came here today to ask you, to also look into the policies that religious charitable organizations have in our legislation so that it can also be changed, because maternal love is the love that’s going to change the future of mankind…”
Trudeau: “We like to say peoplekind, not necessarily mankind, because it’s more inclusive.”
This guy makes your run-of-the-mill politically-correct politicians look like John Wayne:
Can you imagine if somebody like this had been in the control room at NASA in 1969?
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“That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.”
#Beep
“Ok Neil, Um, I’ve got a couple problems with that. Can you climb back up there and come back down instead with maybe ‘one small step for a non-binary hu-person, one similar step for person-kind’? ‘Giant leap’ seems a bit presumptuous, and it could be a little triggering for those with the inability to leap.”
#Beep
“Houston, this is the first manned mission to another celestial body, could we save this discussion for later?”
#Beep
“Manned? Have you not been paying attention, Neil? … Neil?”
#Beep
“Uh, Houston, Buzz, Michael and I have decided to just go ahead and stay up here if it’s ok with you.”
Update:
A source tells me that Justin Trudeau fainted after seeing this in his pantry this morning: pic.twitter.com/bBV6gMMHkZ
— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) February 6, 2018