Good lord, these people have stones on them so big they should be displayed on Easter Island:
— The Young Turks (@TheYoungTurks) April 3, 2018
“Captain Hazelwood offers tips on protecting yourself from oil slicks.”
When it comes to his warnings about “fake news,” Dan Rather’s like a guy ravaged by STD’s handing out rubbers.
Meanwhile, a search party has been launched to look for the previous search party that was sent to look for Rather’s self-awareness.