Dem Rep has a WINNING idea (for Republicans): Give taxpayer $$ to people caught illegally entering the U.S.

They just don’t understand why they keep losing.

I really hope the Democrats go with this. Rep. Joe Crowley has floated a plan to pay people caught crossing into the U.S. illegally who were then detained:

What a jackass:

“To have these children ripped apart and separated is one of the most reprehensible things I’ve witnessed in my 20 years in service here in the House or Representatives,” he said during a recent news conference. “These children need to be reunited with their parents immediately.”
[…]
Arguing for a substantive response from the U.S. government, the congressman said the families impacted by this policy will never be the same.

“The damage that has been done to these children will be lifelong, to these family units will be lifelong as well,” he said. “In fact, I suggest they need to be compensated for what this administration did to them.”

I really hope the Democrats promote that suggestion. They just don’t understand why they keep losing.

You CAN’T make this up: Pro-open borders protesters built a wall to keep police out

They also left behind a wall of garbage.

How many deaths has satire already died just this year alone? It must have more lives than a cat, because here’s another fatal blow to irony:

On top of that, I’d bet that almost all of those leftist protesters would describe themselves as environmentalists, which is why this garbage heap they left behind helps round out the irony and hypocrisy:

Geez, that’s almost as bad as the scene on the Washington Mall after Obama’s first inauguration (Remember the “Barack-a-lypse”?).

Reporter who works for network that employs Brian Williams and recently had a ‘bombshell’ blow up in their faces questions Fox News & Daily Caller’s journalism cred

She should run that by her MSNBC colleague Commander McBragg.

Well isn’t this special?

MSNBC host Katy Tur believes it’s up to her to decide who is a journalist and who isn’t, saying The Daily Caller and Fox News “aren’t journalists” because of their reporting on Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s Russia probe.
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MSNBC correspondent Ken Dilanian then said “there’s a whole amen chorus out there that is arguing with Donald Trump and that’s what’s fueling this. It isn’t just Trump and his tweets, it’s Fox News, it’s the Daily Caller website. There’s a whole cadre of journalists who are essentially making this argument –“

“Don’t use that term. They’re not journalists if they’re doing that,” Tur said.

“That’s a great point, because the facts as you’ve just laid out very compellingly, don’t comport with this at all,” Dilanian responded.

That’s some cute “journalism” arrogance there coming from somebody whose network not even three months ago had to reel back in a “bombshell” that blew up in their own faces:

And don’t forget that Brian Williams remains one of Tur’s NBC colleagues:

I wonder if NBC/MSNBC’s reporters ever huddle up with Williams — aka Commander McBragg — and laugh mockingly at the unserious “journalists” at other outlets.

INSTANT Classic: Nancy Pelosi doesn’t like Trump’s ‘partisanship’ in dealing with ex-intel officials shilling for The Resistance

Deep State comedy.

This week, Nancy Pelosi made this criticism of Trump for saying he wanted to revoke the security clearance of former intel officials like James Clapper, John Brennan and James Comey:

Somehow Pelosi managed to say that without being struck down by a lightning bolt from on high.

Heaven forbid political partisanship invade the untainted, unbiased and super-objective Deep State:

Nope, no partisanship there!

Also, did you know that former intel officials routinely get to keep their security clearances? Because I wasn’t aware of this:

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said that President Trump is “exploring” taking away the security clearances of a variety of former intelligence chiefs in light of their comments on the president’s claims on Russian interference, claiming officials are “politicizing” government agencies and “monetizing” their political offices.

Sanders told reporters that Mr. Trump is considering removing the clearances of Obama intelligence officials, including FBI Director James Comey, former CIA director John Brennan, former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper, former Director of National Security Agency Michael Hayden, former National Security Adviser Susan Rice and former Deputy Director of the FBI Andrew McCabe.

Democrats are, of course, having a fit about that. But just imagine if Obama were president and there were former intelligence officials who worked under Bush going out on a daily basis saying the president should be removed from office — their clearances would have been yanked faster than you can say “if you like your plan you can keep it.”

New York’s Supreme Ruler Andrew Cuomo upset newspaper made layoffs ‘without notifying the State’

Orwell just rolled over in his grave

Early on Monday it was reported that the New York Daily News had laid off about half its staff. With that in mind, check out this press release from New York State’s Supreme Ruler Andrew Cuomo:

“The layoffs were made without notifying the State”? That sound you just heard was Orwell rolling over in his grave. Who the f**k does Cuomo think he is? I guess the more important question that he answered in that statement is “who does he wish to be?”

Crazy prediction: That ‘Russian spy’ story is about to get a LOT less interesting to liberal media outlets

Resistance boner killer.

There’s been a lot of talk about an alleged Russian spy in the news lately, and because it quickly fits into the lib narrative about the 2016 election, it took off quickly:

I have a weird feeling that story is about to get a lot less interesting to many liberal media outlets. Check out the year the accused Russian spy started mingling with the federal government:

Accused Russian agent Maria Butina had wider high-level contacts in Washington than previously known, taking part in 2015 meetings between a visiting Russian official and two senior officials at the U.S. Federal Reserve and Treasury Department.

2015? Suddenly I sense a great boner killer among The Resistance.

The meetings, revealed by several people familiar with the sessions and a report from a Washington think tank that arranged them, involved Stanley Fischer, Fed vice chairman at the time, and Nathan Sheets, then Treasury undersecretary for international affairs.

Butina travelled to the United States in April 2015 with Alexander Torshin, then the Russian Central Bank deputy governor, and they took part in separate meetings with Fischer and Sheets to discuss U.S.-Russian economic relations during Democratic former President Barack Obama’s administration.

If this story goes any deeper into the era of the Obama administration, it’s going to disappear from the mainstream media’s radar faster than Nancy Pelosi can assign a body count to tax cuts.

Hillary Clinton finished slamming Trump at Ozyfest before the hospital noticed she was missing

Russian to judgment

Yesterday afternoon, Hillary Clinton spoke at an event called Ozyfest in NYC. I know this will surprise you greatly, but she continued whining about the election and Donald Trump:

On Saturday, Hillary Clinton took to the stage of New York City’s OZY Fest to talk, among other things, about President Donald Trump and his meeting with Russian president Vladimir Putin.

In a clip played by CNN, Clinton takes a stab at Trump for not taking a strong stand against Russian election meddling.

“The great mystery is why this president has not spoken up for our country, and we saw this most clearly in this recent meeting with Putin,” she said. She added that “we still do not know” what happened in the room when the two met.

According to The Hill, Clinton also called the whole thing “disturbing.”

“So this idea that somehow we are not sure where our own president stands is deeply disturbing,” Clinton said. “And the best way to deal with that is to vote in November.”

Number of times “she won the popular vote” was overheard at Ozyfest: 1,748. Number of times the “popular vote” has been what’s decided the outcome of a U.S. presidential election: ZERO.

And then there’s this:

Hillary would have stayed longer for the interview but she had to get back to the hospital before they discovered she was missing.

When I was watching the video of her 45-minute interview, something in the tribute film caught my eye. This would have been awkward if Clinton or any of her superfans in the audience had any self-awareness whatsoever:

“I’ll take ‘places I didn’t go in 2016’ for $500, Alex.”

Also, Clinton slammed Trump over his Putin meeting, which is, ya know, kind of funny coming from Queen Reset Button:

Hey, who are you going to believe, Hillary or your lying eyes and ears?

Oh, but that was all “for the children” or something!

The ‘C’ in CNN stands for ‘Comedy’ (A Handmaid’s Fail)

It’s come to this.

This is what passes for “journalism” on CNN these days:

CNN’s done so much interweaving with the preferred anti-Trump narrative that they’ve permanently sewed their heads to The Resistance’s ass.

Oops: During Bernie & Alexandria’s Socialist-Palooza tour stop in Kansas, Ocasio-Cortez promised to help ‘flip this seat red in November’

Freudian Slips of the Socialist Kind.

Welcome to “Freudian Slips of the Socialist Kind”! In today’s episode, we have socialist darlings Bernie Sanders and his barely capable understudy Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez barnstorming a nation that to them doesn’t look nearly enough like Venezuela. The Dem socialist House candidate from New York, in a short video, has promised to help turn the seat in Kansas into a Republican victory. Wait, what? Well, that’s what she said:

There are two schools of thought to be had here. One) She Guevara misspoke and Freudian Slipped the “blue wave” out of existence. Or two) She means “red” in the “hammer & sickle” sense. I think I know which one my money’s on.

PERFECT: This is the quintessential essence of Barack Obama

Bernie Sanders probably nodded in agreement from inside one of his three houses.

Does this perfectly encapsulate the former president and other liberal/progressive hypocrites perfectly, or what?

Bernie Sanders probably nodded in agreement with Obama’s slam on the homes of the wealthy from inside one of his three houses.