Thud: Michael Moore’s anti-Trump ‘Fahrenheit 11/9’ stumbles YUGELY out of box office gate

Cue the sad trombone

Michael Moore’s “Fahrenheit 11/9” opened yesterday at 1,719 theaters and barely made over $1 million. Even people as bad at math as I am know that’s a pretty weak haul, even for a documentary. Bombs away!

Gee, it’s almost like people are sick of the anti-Trump theatrics. Moore was hoping to re-create 2004’s “Fahrenheit 9/11” and instead might have ended up making the political documentary equivalent of Waterworld.

Knowing Moore, he’ll use that low box office haul as evidence that Trump’s lying about the great economy.

Here’s the updated soundtrack to “Fahrenheit 11/9”:

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