Perfect: Rich white guy who thinks rich white guys have too much political influence drops $2 million to sway Fla. gov race

It’s not hypocrisy if liberals do it

The shots:

And the chaser:

Steyer’s also spending tens of millions of dollars to try and get Dems elected around the country. Rich white guys using their wealth to try and influence elections is bad, unless HE does it.

CNN ‘journalism’ — a play in two acts

TOTAL mystery why so many distrust the media

CNN’s Brian Stelter hosts a show called “Reliable Sources” which regularly features Dan Rather as a guest, all while expecting everybody not to laugh at the irony. So, with that in mind, I guess what follows shouldn’t be too surprising. However, this really caught my eye in a “here’s why so many people can’t stand the media” kind of way: This is Stelter less than two years ago complaining about Trump not making himself accessible enough to the media:

And here’s Stelter this month after Trump made himself VERY accessible to the media:

Trump realizes there’s nothing he could do to make the “media” write or say anything positive, so he works around them. Meanwhile, the media keep doing more and more of everything that’s made them so incredibly distrusted by increasing numbers of people — and, even more laughable, the media blames Trump for it.

Elizabeth Warren declares Native American heritage victory over Trump after DNA test indicates she’s… probably whiter than most white Americans

Self-own in progress

Dances With Identity Fraud thought a DNA test she took was enough to declare victory over the mockery of President Trump:

US Senator Elizabeth Warren released the results of a DNA analysis on Monday that she said indicated she had some Native American heritage – a direct rebuttal to Donald Trump, who has long mocked her ancestral claims and repeatedly referred to her as Pocahontas.

The Massachusetts Democrat and potential 2020 presidential contender challenged Trump to make good on his pledge to donate $1m to charity if she provided proof of Native American heritage, a moment that was caught on video.

The report said that if there’s Native American blood in Warren, it’s from six to ten generations ago and she “might” be between 1/64 and 1/1024 American Indian. In other words, there’s not much there:

But Warren DID manage to prove that she’s whiter than the average white American:

Way to go, Liz!

And remember, this whole thing started because Warren listed herself as “Native American” at Harvard and listed herself as a minority. She also said “her mother and father were forced to elope because of her mother’s heritage.” Now those goalposts have been moved all the way back to “see, there might have been a Native American in my family tree nine generations ago!”

The Cherokee Nation isn’t buying any of Warren’s sales pitch:

But as usual Warren knew that she could count on the MSM to help spread her BS as truth:

The burden of “proof” is practically nonexistent when the media’s trying to defend Dems.

What Happened™: Hillary Clinton & her ‘Scooby van’ just did a remarkable recreation of the 2016 election

Metaphors aplenty

Hillary’s going to blame Trump and Russia for this, isn’t she?

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was involved in a minor car accident in New Jersey on Tuesday prior to a fundraiser for Sen. Bob Menendez.

According to a video obtained by NTK Network, Clinton’s Secret Service van pulled into a parking garage and headed up the ramp before crashing and halting to a stop.

Everything came to a sudden grinding stop, and then Hillary emerged with a confused “what happened” look on her face. But enough about the 2016 election, here’s video of the Scooby van accident:

Senate Republicans added the required comedic effect (via Twitchy):

Popcorn time: MSNBC hosts lose their s**t over Kanye West’s appearance with Trump in the Oval Office

Take your meds, media!

Probably the best thing so far about the Trump presidency is the ease at which he can drive the lefty media absolutely cuckoo for CoCo Puffs at the drop of a MAGA hat on the head of Kanye West:

Sheesh. If that’s their reaction to Kanye West in the Oval Office, don’t tell them what Bill Clinton did there!

Probably the best part was “it was an assault on our White House.” Take your meds, media, you’ve got a long ways to go — save some energy for Trump’s second term.

America: Well, the media can’t possibly sink lower. Media: Hold our beer!

Embarrassing

In case you’re wondering how deep the “media” is willing to drill for anti-Trump admin scoops, they got out the diamond-tipped drill to get this far down:

So much for “teacher/former student privilege.” The media has obviously decided that flat-out embarrassing themselves is the only way to go at this point.

Irony overload alert: Billionaire Dem megadonor Tom Steyer says ‘rich entitled white men’ are trying to control politics

What a toolbag

Hey, money might not be able to buy happiness, but it can buy an operation to bypass any sense of self-awareness whatsoever:

Asked for his thoughts on last week’s confirmation battle over Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, Steyer helpfully explained, “A group of very rich, very entitled white men wanted to tell the country, ‘We are going to have our way. And if you don’t like it, that’s too darned bad.'” This makes it incumbent, Steyer says, on Democrats to use the midterm elections to “tell those rich, entitled white men that we exist and democracy exists.”

If Steyer were really that triggered by rich white men dabbling in politics he’d have punched himself in the face. This is what ZERO self-awareness looks like:

That’s from the same rich white guy who pledged to give about $30 million to get House Dems elected this year. What a toolbag.

Good luck with that! On Kavanaugh’s first day, lefties continue same protest that failed to stop his confirmation

The Handmaid’s Fail

Brett Kavanaugh’s first day at the Supreme Court saw a bunch of women who are completely free to protest and make fools of themselves all they want pretending to be horribly oppressed by a new Supreme Court justice they don’t like who was nominated by a president they hate:

Yep, it’s the same shtick that didn’t stop Kavanaugh’s confirmation in the first place, but maybe it’ll work this time! This should henceforth be referred to as The Handmaid’s Fail.

That sad cosplay spectacle follows days of lefties embarrassing themselves, their parents and all their ancestors:

Who’s got a weird hat, loud voice, lots of free time and hates Trump & Kavanaugh? THIS guy:

“This is what democracy looks like!”

The U.S. is a Republic, not a democracy, but for the sake of argument, do they know what else democracy looks like?

To sum up the week liberals had…

And then some.

LOL-a-Palooza: Bill & Hillary Clinton going on arena tour, will skip Wisconsin (again)

Special seating for “deplorables”?

This will probably be the most time Bill and Hillary have spent together since Bubba spent an entire afternoon trying to explain to his wife why the smell of pizza always caused him to remove his pants:

Former President Bill Clinton and failed Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton will tour the country in 2018 and 2019 for a “one-of-a-kind conversation with two individuals who have helped shape our world and had a front seat to some of the most important moments in modern history,” according to tour producer Live Nation.

Oh great, there will be more embellished old stories than you’d hear on ten episodes of Antiques Roadshow.

Fittingly enough, so far Wisconsin is not on the tour schedule:

The tour will begin in Las Vegas on Nov. 18 and move on to states that include Texas, New York, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, Washington, and California. The tour wraps up in May of 2019, around the time 2020 presidential campaigns will kick off.

Since losing the presidency in November 2016, Clinton has continued to speak out against her opponent, President Donald Trump. At the Atlantic Festival in Washington, D.C., last week, she criticized Trump and his voters as racist, sexist, anti-LGBT, and Islamaphobic.

The contract rider containing the list of questions attendees are NOT allowed to ask the Clintons is going to be thicker than War & Peace.

No word yet on if there will be a special seating section for “deplorables.”

In related news, I ran across this flashback today and it’s pretty damn funny considering how Hillary’s behaved since she lost:

Great moments in progressive Hollywood double standards, part 4,205

LOL

Well, Brett Kavanaugh was confirmed to the Supreme Court yesterday, and the liberal meltdown make Three Mile Island look like a small engine backfire.

One of the most vocal celebs opposing Kavanaugh has been Alyssa Milano, who says she’s come so far on the issue she’s also prepared to hold Bill Clinton accountable (20 years later):

Anybody buying that? You shouldn’t. Milano tweeted this a few years ago and it was up until just a few days ago, when it magically disappeared:

There are no double standards like progressive double standards!