Inaugural protest still planned, Secret Service told "don't fire 'til you see the whites of the back of their 'Bush is a terrorist' shirts"

Protesters are still planning to “turn their backs on Bush” at the inaugural in January. One of these goobers with too much free time said “We want our audience with the President.”

Geez… they finally will get one, and they’ll be facing the other way?

If turning their backs doesn’t work, future events will probably be along the lines of “Hold your breath until Bush gives you your way”, “‘Nyeh nyeh nyeh neyhhhhh’ on Bush”, and “Fake fart noises with our hands and armpits against Bush.”

Hopefully this ends in another child like reaction– Picking up their ball and going home.

Inaugural protest still planned, Secret Service told “don’t fire ’til you see the whites of the back of their ‘Bush is a terrorist’ shirts”

Protesters are still planning to “turn their backs on Bush” at the inaugural in January. One of these goobers with too much free time said “We want our audience with the President.”

Geez… they finally will get one, and they’ll be facing the other way?

If turning their backs doesn’t work, future events will probably be along the lines of “Hold your breath until Bush gives you your way”, “‘Nyeh nyeh nyeh neyhhhhh’ on Bush”, and “Fake fart noises with our hands and armpits against Bush.”

Hopefully this ends in another child like reaction– Picking up their ball and going home.

Jenna Bush to help recruit more young people to go into teaching?

Suzanne Fields has a column over at Townhall about Jenna Bush’s desire to teach at a Washington, DC public school. Fields concludes:

If Jenna Bush reflects the ambition of her generation, leading more of our best and brightest into teaching, that will be all to the good for our fourth and eighth graders – and for the rest of us. Let’s hope.

Well, I certainly hope so too. Jenna may get many more young people to go into teaching for two reasons. 1) They look up to the President’s daughters, and 2) They may assume that they too will get much needed Secret Service protection.

D.C. doesn't want to spend public money? Nothing like a good laugh in the morning

The Montreal Expos move to Washington, DC hit a snag when city officials balked at spending public money to build the stadium, but now it could be back on track.

Funny how a town that is famous for being a clearing house for spending someone else’s money can get really pro private sector when it comes to a baseball stadium. If the people who want the team really want to get it approved quickly, and use public money for 100% of the building, they should just suck up to some public official. In this case, promise to name it after DC Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton.

It works for those in W. Virginia (soon to be renamed “Byrd-land”). For those of you who don’t know, to get to Robert Byrd’s W. Virginia office, simply go down the Byrd Expressway, take the Byrd 101 exit, turn left on Byrd Ave., another left on Byrdville road, and that dead ends into the Byrd Towers office complex.

D.C. doesn’t want to spend public money? Nothing like a good laugh in the morning

The Montreal Expos move to Washington, DC hit a snag when city officials balked at spending public money to build the stadium, but now it could be back on track.

Funny how a town that is famous for being a clearing house for spending someone else’s money can get really pro private sector when it comes to a baseball stadium. If the people who want the team really want to get it approved quickly, and use public money for 100% of the building, they should just suck up to some public official. In this case, promise to name it after DC Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton.

It works for those in W. Virginia (soon to be renamed “Byrd-land”). For those of you who don’t know, to get to Robert Byrd’s W. Virginia office, simply go down the Byrd Expressway, take the Byrd 101 exit, turn left on Byrd Ave., another left on Byrdville road, and that dead ends into the Byrd Towers office complex.

Pollsters doing their best to establish Hillary as the frontrunner for '08

The “Center for Public Opinion & Democracy”, a name that sounds like a front for a money laundering operation if I ever heard one, cited an Opinion Dynamics poll, which said that John Kerry would beat Jeb Bush in a two way race in ’08. Not only that, but if the election were held today, Hillary Clinton could beat Jeb Bush, Bill Frist, George Pataki, and the Philadelphia Eagles.

Will Hillary be the nominee? Other liberal Democrat Senators have had success running for the presidency in recent decades. There was… Well… Oh, there was… no, he wasn’t a Senator. What about… no…

Democrats will be able to look the other way, and embrace the “new” Hillary, who will, by 2007, have had a political makeover that will make Reagan look like a Roosevelt era New-Dealer.

Come on, Democrats… look past the fact that she made an illegal fortune insider trading cattle futures. Just view it as a case of, as they say, “bovine intervention.” Forget that she and Vince Foster carried the attorney-client privilege to the point of backseat tickle-fights and clasp fumbling, and he was later found dead while Hillary and her accomplices rifled his office so severely that investigators falsely assumed that Guns N’ Roses had spent the night there. Whitewater? Hey, shafting people in land deals is the American way, buddy, and so is stealing silverware.

These things have never been really examined by the mainstream press, and maybe they never will be. Only the “kooky right crazies” have looked into them. If Hillary runs and there is some “Whitewater investors for truth” ads that come out, these poll numbers could be drastically altered. Fun to think about, anyway.

Pollsters doing their best to establish Hillary as the frontrunner for ‘08

The “Center for Public Opinion & Democracy”, a name that sounds like a front for a money laundering operation if I ever heard one, cited an Opinion Dynamics poll, which said that John Kerry would beat Jeb Bush in a two way race in ’08. Not only that, but if the election were held today, Hillary Clinton could beat Jeb Bush, Bill Frist, George Pataki, and the Philadelphia Eagles.

Will Hillary be the nominee? Other liberal Democrat Senators have had success running for the presidency in recent decades. There was… Well… Oh, there was… no, he wasn’t a Senator. What about… no…

Democrats will be able to look the other way, and embrace the “new” Hillary, who will, by 2007, have had a political makeover that will make Reagan look like a Roosevelt era New-Dealer.

Come on, Democrats… look past the fact that she made an illegal fortune insider trading cattle futures. Just view it as a case of, as they say, “bovine intervention.” Forget that she and Vince Foster carried the attorney-client privilege to the point of backseat tickle-fights and clasp fumbling, and he was later found dead while Hillary and her accomplices rifled his office so severely that investigators falsely assumed that Guns N’ Roses had spent the night there. Whitewater? Hey, shafting people in land deals is the American way, buddy, and so is stealing silverware.

These things have never been really examined by the mainstream press, and maybe they never will be. Only the “kooky right crazies” have looked into them. If Hillary runs and there is some “Whitewater investors for truth” ads that come out, these poll numbers could be drastically altered. Fun to think about, anyway.

Saturday Night Live laughs at drug problems right of center, mourns those closest to them

Saturday night’s SNL episode had a little sketch where a marionette looking thing that was supposed to be Rush Limbaugh overdosed on pills, vomited and collapsed on the bathroom floor.

Limbaugh aside, that’s about the reaction the average viewer has had after watching the show in the past couple of years.

Strange how they can pick on Limbaugh, but leave unscathed onstage those they’ve helped scathe offstage (Farley, Belushi, Downey Jr., and countless other messed up SNL alum). The SNL lifestyle has put down more people than Don Rickles, and it’s tragic– Unless it happens to a conservative, then it’s comedy!

Monday's shameless plug

Today’s column is about Michael Moore and his advice to future Democrat candidates that they draw closer to Hollywood kook leftists, not run away from them.

“I brought a clip, Jay”:

“Recent comments by Michael Moore offer interesting advice to his party for future elections. ‘Democrats need to embrace Hollywood because this is where they need to come to learn how to tell a story,’ said Moore. Poor Democrats – they’re seeking a “shining city on a hill” and all they get from their consultant is directions to Jonestown.”

Read the rest here.