Author: Joyanna Adams

Joyanna Adams here: Doug Powers on his way!

If the Rule of Law is not important now…then when?
 
Nobody’s Opinion: A government of Law and not of men….John Adams
 
Nobody believes in the rule of law. Our founders knew it was important for our President to be a citizen. It’s a no brainer. And this coming election, it’s going to be a big problem with Obama.
 
The media is going to completely ignore it, or try not report it. CNN will not even mention it, Fox will act like it’s not even worth their time, but we nobodies must insist on the discussion. 
 
Some states are already on it, thank goodness. Without law, we have tyranny. It’s that simple. And Obama not only has not provided a reliable certificate of birth, he won’t even release any other of his records.
 
The fact that he even got into the race tells you how broken our government is. We have to keep him for obvious reasons till the election, but he shouldn’t even be allowed to run again. Not if we go by the “rule of law.” If we were a country ruled by law, not men, he would be prosecuted for fraud.
 
There is no background check for our politicans, and that’s an outrage. No drug tests, no intelligence tests, no psychological tests: it’s a disgrace.
 
I won’t go into analysis here on the birther problem, except to say that 58% of us are astonished that Bill O’Reilly, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck, Mike Huckabee, and Chris Matthews (Notice how these conservatives are in complete agreement with the pumpkin head, Chris Tinkle?) either have lost all common sense or are protecting something. Bring up Obama’s birth certificate and they all act like Palin’s mamma grizzly bears. They resort to acting like the liberals they interview all the time. They resort to name calling anyone who dare ask a simple question.
 
Ann Coulter called us (Nobody is a birther– can’t help myself) a bunch of cranks. Bill O’Reilly calls us just plain nuts. And Glenn Beck—he’s the worst of all. To him, asking the question, “Where’s the birth certificate?” is an act of treason. Yes, Glenn Beck, who touts the founders every chance he gets on his show, is seething in his satire against the “birthers.”
 
Nobody wishes James Madison could be downloaded and put on your show Glenn, because he would tell you just how important it is that no foreigner become the head of our country. They could destroy the country, and our Constitution. Barak Hussein Obama, a man who is ashamed of this country, and lies at every chance, is doing just that.
 
But…something tells me you already know that.
 
The birthers aren’t gong “ballistic” or calling Ann Coulter, or Glenn Beck names back. So, why are these FOX NEWS people losing their pantyhose? Lou Dobbs has it right…Just show it Obama.
 
He can’t. In fact, Obama has personally spent millions trying NOT to.
 
Joseph Farah, the editor of WorldNetDaily, along with his researchers and writers, has done the best research in the business on this subject, and it would take too long for me to blog all the facts, but WorldNet Daily, has them in spades.  
 

 Rush Limbaugh is on our side— that’s good:  “Barack Obama has yet to prove he’s a citizen. All he’d have to do is show a birth certificate.”

  
So why? Why are the biggest conservative FOX pundits, usually a bastion of common sense, going completely wacko on this subject?
 
Business does not do well in chaos. They need stability. This nobody believes they think they are protecting the Office of the Presidency, and maybe even keeping the country from exploding. If they admitted that Obama is a fake, they are afraid of the problems and outrage it would cause. Glenn Beck’s job, if it has been nothing else every single day…has been to keep us all from rioting. They do not want chaos…plain and simple.
 
But—to treat the citizens of the United States like simple children, who would riot if they knew the truth, is an insult in itself.
 
Bill O’Reilly thinks that the Office of the Presidency is some kind of golden throne, to be protected at all cost. Bill, has the last President’s past advisor on his show regularly. The King’s advisors…media and government in bed, affecting and telling us all what to do. Not good. We fought a revolution to stop just that kind of tyranny.
 
So, lighten up Bill. Give us a break, Beck. Go comb your hair, Ann. Have a little bit more faith in the American people, as Rush does, or…we will start thinking you guys are just puppets of a one party, ping-pong system of elites. If you keep protecting Obama, ignoring the rule of law, and he is voted in for a second term, you might find yourself replaced by Al-Jezeera, who according to Hillary Clinton, reports the REAL news which will be:
Fox News reporters are all nuts. 
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Joyanna Adams sitting in for Doug Powers…one more day! (joyannaadams.wordpress.com

Nobody Flashes the Million Dollar Man: Michael Moore

Nobody Reports: Michael Moore was out in Wisconsin yesterday, demanding that all the rich who are hoarding our money hand it over. And because he is one of the rich, he said he was going to take all his money and make it into a bunch of million- dollar men, made up of hundred dollar bills, to be handed out to all the teachers unions in Wisconsin.

Actually, he didn’t say that, I did, which is why Michael Moore complaining that the rich don’t pay their full share is such a joke.

This is what he DID say on his blog, and how Nobody answered.

Michael: I have nothing more than a high school degree. But back when I was in school, every student had to take one semester of economics in order to graduate. And here’s what I learned: Money doesn’t grow on trees. It grows when we make things. It grows when we have good jobs with good wages that we use to buy the things we need and thus create more jobs.

Nobody: It doesn’t? Don’t tell that to the woman who knew when Obama was elected she would not ever have to pay for rent, or gas for her car ever again. To many people, it comes in the mail for free. So do food stamps. Michael economics 101..Okay…keep going Michael.

Michael: It grows when we provide an outstanding educational system that then grows a new generation of inventers, entrepreneurs, artists, scientists and thinkers who come up with the next great idea for the planet. And that new idea creates new jobs and that creates revenue for the state.

Nobody: America spends more money per student on education than any other country in the world, Michael, and yet, we do not have an outstanding educational system. In parts of Wisconsin, half the kids don’t even graduate high school. And why is that Michael? The unions. By the way, who was your high school economics teacher? Was his name Karl?

Michael: But if those who have the most money don’t pay their fair share of taxes, the state can’t function. Just 400 Americans have more wealth than half of all Americans combined wages,

Nobody: Well hey–I agree with that! Sixty percent of the people pay no taxes at all. Let’s get them to start forking over. And guess what? Even if you took all the money from all 400 rich people, (who I agree, some should be in jail) you would not even make a dent in the deficit. Go back to the chalkboard, cupcake.

Michael: The schools can’t produce the best and the brightest who will go on to create those jobs.

Nobody: Has it ever occurred to you to go back to your first lessons of economics and privatized the schools? Get all that union money and big brother out of it? No, I can see you’re not feeling well.

Michael: If the wealthy get to keep most of their money, we have seen what they will do with it: recklessly gamble it on crazy Wall Street schemes and crash our economy. The crash they created cost us millions of jobs. That too caused a reduction in revenue. And the population ended up suffering because they reduced their taxes,(Nobody says..huh? Where?) reduced our jobs and took wealth out of the system, removing it from circulation.

Nobody: Michael, one of the reasons you are a multimillionaire is because you have stock in all those great big companies you hate. What happened? Did you lose some money in the stock market? Or is this all about your next movie; “Bloviating Socialism in Wisconsin” ?

Michael: They have bought and paid for hundreds of politicians across the country to do their bidding for them. But just in case that doesn’t work, they’ve got their gated communities, and the luxury jet is always fully fueled, the engines running, waiting for that day they hope never comes.

Nobody: Well, here’s the catch. Michael has a point on this. Our big corporations, banks, and politicians, are not separate anymore. Everyone knows it, and Michael is using the pain people are felling right now to guide us all into a communist state. He blames the rich, instead of where the blame should be put: corruption in our government.

Sadly, Michael Moore is the prime example of why our educational system has to be overhauled completely. Look what it did to him.

As our founders reminded us: only an educated people can hold on to a Republic, and it’s up to us to keep fighting the unions.

Now, somebody give that man a wheelchair before he has a heart attack.

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Joyanna Adams sitting in for the Master. Visit me at joyannaadams.wordpress.com

Nobody Reports: Doug is Still in Las Vegas and Michele Bachmann Finds $105 Billion in Camel Lair

Nobody’s Fool: Michele Bachmann just found $105 billion in somebody’s refrigerator.. Thank god for Michele Backmann. She sees a fire burning and she rushes out into the street and yells, “Fire, Fire!” Someone has to wake us all up.
 
Michele has made a video, (see here) and it is being reported that she just found out that the Obamacare package had a $105 billion appropriation in it, without anyone knowing about it.
 
What if Michele had not found this out? Where in the world were the other Republicans on this?
 
Senator Harry Reid and Rep. Nancy Pelosi made this big money grab without telling anyone about it. In plain English: they stole it.
 
Most of Congress weren’t even allowed to READ the package as we all know. MS. Bachmann says that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi should apologize to the American people for what they “deceitfully” hid in the healthcare package.
 
 “Apologize?” What? They should be tried and sent to jail for this! This is proof alone that the whole thing should be null and void.
 
Where are the lawyers? Aren’t there any lawyers left with decency? Oh, I forgot. You can’t sue your government.
 
What is the matter with us? We are being ruled by Mafia thugs. This is no government, this is Russia. We have no rule of law left.
 
But, that’s not the only thing that is troubling this nobody about this. You see, Obama can send this money wherever he likes.
 
Google $105 billion and you get these headlines:
           
   Untapped $105 billion Endowments May Boost Shariah Funds: Islamic Finance
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   The Federal Reserve will purchase $105 billion of Treasuries over the next month as policy makers expand monetary stimulus measures to reduce unemployment and avert deflation.
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  AIG details $105 billion in payouts: Cash used to cover collateral payments, wind down derivatives contracts.
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Is it me? Or the fact that all these headlines have the same EXACT monetary figure in them too much of a coincidence?
 
FDR: “In politics, there ARE no coincidences.”
 
So, where exactly IS this money going? AIG? The Federal Reserve? Or more than likely..to boost Shariah funds. Someone should find out.
 
Michele…go get em!
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Written by Joyanna Adams who is sitting in for Doug Powers   (joyannaadams.wordpress.com)

Nobody Flashes: Countdown to Powers-2 days, and Nano-seconds

Nobody Flashes: Capture the Moment…
Why should Letterman be the only one to have the fun? How about a Top Ten “Capture the Moment” headlines? What is Obama saying here that is making Hillary laugh?
 
(Feel free to make up your own.)
 
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1. Uh…You know Hillary, I heard that over sixty people that use to work for you and Bill are all now dead…uh…You want to tell me something about that?
 
2. How would you like to take my place tonight? Go ahead…make the speech for me.
 
3. Did I tell you that I sent Bill to North Korea again? How about that? Don’t I get something for that?
 
4. You know, uh…you know, after this, I can get you a job at the U.N., how about that? You could be head of the committee on my election as President of the new global government.
 
5. Hey, did I tell you Bernanke has the hots for you? Really…he told me.
 
6. You know, I could still get Bill impeached…just say the word.
 
7. Come on…tell me where you guys hide the money.
 
8. You still got those Foster files? How about those FBI files?
 
9. Okay…Where’s bin Laden? You know Gaddafi’s staying in the Lincoln bedroom. What? You don’t believe me?
 
10. Why are you laughing? You know we’re on National TV don’t you? You lost. I won. You think that’s funny?

(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up, just because—as Dick Morris would say: I can.)

Joyanna Adams sitting in for Doug Powers.. ..joyannaadams.wordpress.com

Joyanna Adams:Nobody Skinputs the President While Waiting for Powers to Return

Nobody’s Fool: Oh no…this is too good to be true. Just when I thought there was no help for us in controlling our politicians from spending money, Microsoft has come to save the day!
I believe dear citizens…we might have ourselves a fine solution!
 
Let me explain: Let’s set up the problem. ‘President’ Obama is planning to travel the whole month of March to different schools all over the nation. It’s really an excuse to campaign for his re-election, but he is telling the nation it’s because he cares about our kids.
 
Just the fuel cost alone with Air Force One, not to mention all the hundreds of people he has to take with him, and all the cities that have to close down, and the cost of fuel going up by the hour…and the happy hour bar expenses, and Michelle’s 47 or so assistants, should put us taxpayers out about..$4 billion. The night alone in Miami will add up to at least half. But have no fear, he just put $4 billion dollars into our educational system, which means, we are paying for his campaign.
 
Do you think that we, the taxpayers, should have to pay for President Obama to fly all over the country campaigning on our dime?
 
Did the Pilgrims cross the Atlantic on the Titanic? Did King George sign our Constitution? Do I think that Hillary’s new haircut makes her look like a cute little hippie of nineteen again?
 
So, how do we stop this man from wasting taxpayer’s money? We make sure he wears the new Microsoft SKINPUT. And then get our best hackers. Yes, you just touch yourself (Anybody want to take this one? Or should we send this one to Doug who is still in Las Vegas?) and the body’s vibrations respond to your command.
 
“Variations in bone density, size and mass, as well as filtering effects from soft tissues and joints, mean different locations are acoustically distinct”
 
Key Words: DIFFERENT LOCATIONS ARE ACOUSTICALLY DISTINCT. Hmmmmmmmm
 
We can then push that button on our hand, and the President will…stay right there in the Oval Office. Another button will fill his head with sleep. He can’t spend money if he can’t get out of bed now can he?
 
As you can see, I’m absolutely giddy with the possibilities!
 
Okay, Nobody makes this stuff up...so go here and check it out. You got any better ideas, let me know.
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Joyanna Adams sitting in for Doug Powers…who will be back soon.  joyannaadams.wordpress.com

Joyanna Adams Here: Still Punting for the Powerful Pundit

“We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed US!” –Machete the Movie.
 
The stupidest thing Lindsey Lohan has ever said. (Wait…maybe that was Jessica Alba…wait…maybe that was the Mayor of Los Angles..wait…wasn’t that Carlos Estevez?)

Nobody Knows why anyone would want to make a movie about some guy going around loaded with giant machetes, cutting off American gringo’s heads, stirring up the Mexican’s hatred with passionate dreams about wanting to invade our country and take it as theirs.. but there you go. One must start with replacing the soon to be dead old people in the United States with young Mexican blood sometime..
 
There is a double standard here. You do NOT go into Mexico if you’re an American, and expect to live anymore. Over 35,000 have been murdered since the drug wars began, and just recently, one of our own agents, Jaime Zapata was gunned down. Nevertheless, Obama said:
 
“There are laws in place in Mexico that say that our agents should not be armed,” He describes the U.S. role south of the border as an “advisory” one. “We do not carry out law enforcement activities inside of Mexico.”
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We can use, bean bags, water pistols, naked women, gum balls, and giant pictures of Mao painted on Chinese tanks, and prayer…but not much else.
 
While we have had our eyes glued to Charlie Sheen, who is trying to get us all hook on his affordable but bog standard Charlie Sheen drug, (his kids are in rehab) Mexico is getting ready for its final invasion.
 
Oh…they are here already? You haven’t seen nothing yet.
 
Ask yourself…are you one of those mean gringo’s who do NOT want poor Mexicans driving their trucks on your local highway, spilling vast bags of corn, beans, bananas, and live chickens, onto your windshield, while your wife screams—“We’re all gonna die!?”
 
And then, do you get angry when that Mexican comes and takes YOUR job and gets his children into your colleges, sometimes for free, when you can’t even afford to send your own kids?
 
Well..look out. If you think Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush did all that NAFTA work for nothing…think again.
 
‘President’ Obama got together recently with Mexico’s President Felipe Calderon, who is getting really impatient about the NAFTA agreement for the Mexicans trucks to start coming up the American highways. In Washington, last October 15, Jose Luis Paz Vega, head of the NAFTA office at the Mexican embassy in Washington said:

“Mexico is not willing to take that anymore. We need a program that is permanent,that has certainty, and complies with NAFTA. And we`re not willing to accept anything less than that.”

Those are fighting machete words, gringo’s, and Machete Obama is intent on chopping up Arizona, and any other state that stands in his way on this. 
 
You know, the leaders of all three countries didn’t even ASK the citizens of their countries if they wanted to merge. (America, Mexico and Canada) We didn’t even get to vote on it. Maybe the Mexican people would have agreed to learn English, and an arrangement could have been made for Americans to be welcomed in Mexico—-been able to buy land, start businesses..and learn Spanish.
 
But…nooooooooooooo
 
The Mexican trucks won’t be inspected, and their drivers won’t even have to have a drivers license.
 
Holy Moly Macaroni Machete!
 
Are the teamsters the least bit mad about this? Obama promised this wouldn’t happen.
 
Well Tacos,…he lied.
 
This nobody thinks instead of our wars in Vietnam and Iraq, we should have invaded Cuba and Mexico. Mexico has oil, and Castro was a butt-head long before Gaddafi and Chavez.
 
Really, lame brains…the lot of them.
 
So muchachos…bring in the trucks, the drugs, and the illegal’s inside the trucks, and the disease, and the poverty, and the taxes…our dollar needs a bit more help to collapse it to its final resting place ..somewhere around the Alamo.
 
Nobody is going to go hide in the Everglades and farm gators.
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Joyanna Adams ..sitting in for Doug Powers, who is, we hope, winning in Las Vegas, or at least..getting free drinks. (joyannaadams.wordpress.com)

By Now-Nobody Knows Where Mr. Powers Could Be…So, Let’s Break Some Eggs

Nobody Wins:

“I am frequently asked about our system of education. I say that we have none. The trouble with our way of education as generally followed is that it does not give elasticity to the mind. It casts the brain into a mold. It insists that the child must accept. It does not encourage original thought or reasoning, and it lays more stress on memory than on observation. “  Thomas Edison, 1948.

By the way: Thomas Edison was a big believer in just looking things up. He would have LOVED the internet.
 
(Sigh)… The schools have been messed up for HOW MANY YEARS NOW?  Gee..they put calculators in our kid’s little paws in Kindergarten, god forbid they should grow up and be able to add and subtract in their head because they might realize just how much money is being stolen from them…or how much freedom they are losing.
I heard a teacher complaining the other day on the radio. Between his wife and himself, they drew in over $170,000 which he felt was just scraping by. He thought the rich should pay more. Does he realize that the “rich” are his neighbors pulling in $30,000 to $50,000 a year…and does he care?
 
Nope.

“Human beings, as they are now constituted, are unable to be very happy, because, no matter how much they have, they want more. I refer now to material things–to money and the luxuries of life.”  said Mr. Edison

(sigh) Ain’t it the truth? Houston, we have a problem….let’s break some eggs.
 
So, let’s be frank: As individuals, we would not want to part with a dime either. What is happening now is redistribution, and it stinks. The private sector is mad because the teachers either don’t realize (Can they be that stupid?..YES THEY CAN!) that it’s mostly the poorer private sector who is paying for their wonderful lifestyle, and what are we getting for it? Not too many rocket scientists.
 
It’s also not the private sector’s normal Joe on the street’s fault that Ben Bernanke and Wall Street went to Las Vegas. (Hi Doug!) Nobody went to jail now, did they? So why are we being double-sucker punched?
 
If anyone has a right to complain it’s us. (non-union people)
 
This is a very touchy subject for me, as I watch the Wisconsin Teachers Unions yelling for their rights to the American Dream in Wisconsin…leaving their jobs, abandoning the kids to stay at home, where frankly, they are probably better off at the moment— I get a little peeved. I’m sure Thomas Edison would agree. He would say, take them out of school before it’s too late.
 
The simple truth is: the teachers unions simply have to be broken. Governor Walker must not lose this fight. Just ask Bill Gates. Our 15- year- olds are 17th in science, 25th in math, and 12th in college graduation, compared to the rest of the world. The kids in Japan have computers on their buses, for heaven’s sake, and personally, the teachers are becoming so worthless, (not all of course..the good ones don’t stay do they?) maybe we should consider just letting the computers teach the kids.
 
But that’s the problem isn’t it? Most of the teachers are women, and what would they do for a living? The more jobs lost, the less to tax.
 
The unions are a racket of corruption and fraud..a big piggy bank for the Democratic Socialist dreams of taking over America, pushing out self-assured, but millions of future welfare recipients, from the cradle to the frying pan…copy and paste those little suckers to the same old crappy wall called the American Educational system.
 
This nobody thinks it makes no sense to copy and paste a system that fails us all.
 
I say we throw the whole thing out and start over.
 
Written by Joyanna Adams, sitting in for Doug….joyannaadams.wordpress.com

Joyanna Adams: Sitting in for the Powerful Wizard of Wit

Chris Matthews: It’s Groundhog Tinkle Day!  Nobody Knows which one of these three men would actually be picked to be a car bomber if they were in a police lineup, based just on his looks.
Look carefully now: If you picked the black man…you would be a racist according to our Attorney General, Eric Holder, but you also would be right.
 
The other two are well known political Ferrymen: Newt Gingrich and Chris Matthews. Chris is so upset that Newt is thinking about running for President, that he gave the best philosophical pinky-headed, razor-focused reason he could think of for why Newt should NOT run—based on his vast knowledge and astute criteria for picking a United States President….which is usually based on tinkle feelings in his legs.
 
He said this on his program:

 

MATTHEWS: But he looks like a car bomber. He looks like a car bomber. Clarence, he looks like a car bomber. (He was talking to some guy named Clarence) He’s got that crazy Mephistophelian grin of his. He looks like he loves torturing. Look at the guy! I mean this, this is not the face of a president.

Now…look again carefully: Which man looks, based on just the face, like a man who loves to torture? I’ll give you a hint: Look for ‘tinkling eyes”
 
There is a good reason Chris Matthews is losing ratings, and this is just one of the many we have to tinkle about.

Joyanna Adams Here: Sitting in for the Master of Powerful Wit…Doug Powers

Nobody’s Flashes: Louis Farrakhan, that lovable public enemy number-two, has just warned us all: “What you see happening there (Middle East) you’d better prepare, because it will be coming to your door soon.”
 
To which my baby tea party spirit says, “Oh yeah? “
 
Is it me? Didn’t that sound like a threat?
 
According to Louis Walcott, his real name, (sort of like President Barry, who also took a Muslim name)— Louis proclaims that whites are not civilized. (Come on…if Obama was a real Christian he would have run as Barry Soetoro.)
 
Farrakhan says that L. Ron Hubbard can save us, and if we hurry, we can all be as civilized as his good friend, Moo-moo Gaddhafi, or that other lovable black leader, Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe, or even Hitler, who by all accounts according to Louis, was a good man.
 
Remember the million-man marches? This nobody remembers how it was reported to be a wonderful Christian gathering for the  men to come back and be responsible for their families again. No mention back then that this guy was a die-hard Muslim/communist leader who had founded over 130 Mosques here.
 
THAT wasn’t on MSNBC.
 
Did you also know that Nation of Islam believes that white people were created from blacks 4,000 years ago on an Aegean island by a black scientist.. …ummmm…what was his name again? Caliphatitis?
 
Really, why is this guy NOT in jail somewhere picking bugs out of Charlie Mansion’s eyebrows because it’s on the record that he was behind Malcolm X’s assassination. Malcolm’s’ own daughter tried to kill him and was arrested.
 
Malcolm took the guy, trained him, and then decided that well…the Muslim religion was pretty bad stuff. Farrakhan saw an opportunity to make himself KING of the American Muslims and took it. But, that’s all history…that was before he was taken up in a UFO and enlightened about the how the Nation of Islam, hates Jews-whites-gays, and that filthy swine, Rihanna.
 
Snoop Dog on the other hand is great.
 
Our ‘President’ Obama has kept quiet on his Muslim brother..while calling the Tea Party all racists—but remember this: In 1952, President Truman started the National Day of Prayer. In 1988, President Reagan made it the first Thursday in May, In June 2007, Obama canceled the National Day of Prayer because he didn’t want to offend anybody— BUT, on September 25, 2009, the President held a National Muslim Day of Prayer next to the White House and 50,000 Muslims attended.
 
I know– my poor baby feet. The sand is getting real hot.
 
Louis now says, “The Jews want to invade Libya and start a war.”
 
Gee Louis…The war in Libya has already started from all reports, and the Jews weren’t exactly in the region. Maybe you should switch to Scientology and change your name to Louis Hubbard. That UFO might pick you up again…and hopefully take you somewhere far…far…away, to a more civilized planet, where you can make a movie called “Battlefield Earth, The Final Solution” starring Snoop Dog, and Moo-Moo Gaddafi. (Yes, take them with you.)
 
And just to show you how civilized this nobody is: on the next National Day of Prayer, I will pray for a UFO to do just exactly that. And then, we can all start concentrating on public enemy number-one.