These people are incapable of feeling ashamed
An M.D. is the new president of Planned Parenthood, and do you know why she wanted the job? Because, I kid you not, “I wanted to fight for our most vulnerable individuals.”
Planned Parenthood must also help abort their leaders’ self-awareness before they get the job.
You know, I was fairly certain that Trump’s SCOTUS nominee, Judge Brett Kavanaugh, would be narrowly confirmed by the Senate. But now that I see the lengths to which the Resistance’s most vocal cultists have gone to try and stop him, I’m… even more certain Kavanaugh will be confirmed:
Call this spinoff “A Handmaid’s Fail.” The red signified the blushing that would be taking place if they weren’t missing whatever part of the brain causes one to feel embarrassment.
What outfits will they be wearing AFTER Kavanaugh is confirmed? Most likely straight jackets.
There are four flavors for sale, and unfortunately one of them isn’t “Totally Deminted”:
I’m half surprised they didn’t have a flavor with the word crunchy or chunky in the title, because they’re that self-unaware.
They were going to guarantee that the ice cream would be at least as cold as their hearts before discovering their freezers couldn’t push the temp down that far.
(h/t American Thinker)
This just in from the “He Did NOT Think This Through” bureau of The Powers That Be:
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo says he’ll sue if the Supreme Court rolls back Roe v. Wade.
Gov. Cuomo has been calling on lawmakers to increase protections in New York.
“We never passed the New York State law because we relied on Roe v. Wade and everyone assumed it would always be there,” Gov. Cuomo said.
Who wants to tell Cuomo how it works?
Gotta say though, watching libs lose their s**t all as a direct result of the Dems failed attempt to force Hillary Clinton into office is incredibly entertaining.
What are the symptoms of a schadenfreude overdose? I think I might have had one when putting together this compilation of celebrity dopes proving why their chosen profession is fictional drama, comedy and delusional fantasy. Also, I really enjoy the view that a duly elected president (no matter what they say) nominating a Supreme Court justice and sending it to the Senate for a vote constitutes a “dictatorship” and “fascism.”
Make some popcorn and enjoy the show:
What’s ironic in all this is that to some degree the condescending liberal hypocrites in Hollywood becoming more vocal — combined with the Dems’ insistence upon giving them an even bigger platform — are part of the reason Trump won. They should feel free to keep freaking out — the GOP’s counting on it.
(h/t Breitbart & Twitchy)
The “Families Belong Together” marches took place around the country on Saturday, and Planned Parenthood was all-in to prove that, even though they don’t do mammograms at their clinics, PP obviously has performed a great number of compunction bypass procedures:
NARAL also was eager to prove that they aborted any remaining self-awareness many years ago:
That must be why Planned Parenthood’s good pals at StemExpress try to keep all the baby parts in the same jar.
Finally, we have the recipient of Planned Parenthood’s 2014 award named after their eugenicist founder Margaret Sanger. Here’s Nancy Pelosi:
Hey Nancy, hold that up outside a Planned Parenthood and then we’ll talk.
Planned Parenthood doesn’t do mammograms, but they do obviously perform compunction bypass surgeries on many of their employees. Imagine them saying this without being bowled over by pangs of shame:
There are so many levels of self-awareness fail in that tweet it should have an elevator installed.
Frankly, the absence of a lightning strike when things like this are said challenges my faith in the existence of a benevolent God, but I remain faithful nevertheless:
Liberals and Planned Parenthood are just trolling the rest of the world at this point.
Cecile Richards is retiring as president of Planned Parenthood, and that’s a good thing because there’s no way she could possibly top this:
Holy s**t, I’ve got no words.
When it comes to multi-leveled hilarity, this one’s a 50-story comedy club located on Irony Boulevard:
That right there is a thing of beauty:
In an unlikely coupling, Planned Parenthood has asked the Trump administration for help in tackling an attempt by some of their staff to unionize.
The organization’s Colorado branch, Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains, has reached out to some of President Donald Trump’s people on the National Labor Relations Board for help after 153 staff at 14 clinics organized against management, Law and Crime reported on Saturday.
One more thing:
Among the complaints of staff were the amount of hours they worked, versus the amount they were paid, stating they did too many hours for not enough money, particularly highlighting the work they did took an emotional toll.
Um, it’s worth considering that the “emotional toll” is called their consciences, and maybe it’s time to find a different line of work.