NY Gov. Cuomo pledges to take his battle against the Supreme Court all the way to the Supreme Cou… oh, wait…

This just in from the “He Did NOT Think This Through” bureau of The Powers That Be:

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo says he’ll sue if the Supreme Court rolls back Roe v. Wade.

Gov. Cuomo has been calling on lawmakers to increase protections in New York.

“We never passed the New York State law because we relied on Roe v. Wade and everyone assumed it would always be there,” Gov. Cuomo said.

Who wants to tell Cuomo how it works?

Gotta say though, watching libs lose their s**t all as a direct result of the Dems failed attempt to force Hillary Clinton into office is incredibly entertaining.

At least the Hollywood Left’s taking Trump’s latest SCOTUS nomination well (cue eye roll)

Schadenfreude overload

What are the symptoms of a schadenfreude overdose? I think I might have had one when putting together this compilation of celebrity dopes proving why their chosen profession is fictional drama, comedy and delusional fantasy. Also, I really enjoy the view that a duly elected president (no matter what they say) nominating a Supreme Court justice and sending it to the Senate for a vote constitutes a “dictatorship” and “fascism.”

Make some popcorn and enjoy the show:

What’s ironic in all this is that to some degree the condescending liberal hypocrites in Hollywood becoming more vocal — combined with the Dems’ insistence upon giving them an even bigger platform — are part of the reason Trump won. They should feel free to keep freaking out — the GOP’s counting on it.

(h/t Breitbart & Twitchy)

Planned Parenthood, NARAL & Nancy Pelosi locked in tight race for ‘Least Self-Awareness of All Time’ award

The “Families Belong Together” marches took place around the country on Saturday, and Planned Parenthood was all-in to prove that, even though they don’t do mammograms at their clinics, PP obviously has performed a great number of compunction bypass procedures:

NARAL also was eager to prove that they aborted any remaining self-awareness many years ago:

That must be why Planned Parenthood’s good pals at StemExpress try to keep all the baby parts in the same jar.

Finally, we have the recipient of Planned Parenthood’s 2014 award named after their eugenicist founder Margaret Sanger. Here’s Nancy Pelosi:

Hey Nancy, hold that up outside a Planned Parenthood and then we’ll talk.

Planned Parenthood’s twofer on children at the borders and Father’s Day is… something else

Good lord…

Planned Parenthood doesn’t do mammograms, but they do obviously perform compunction bypass surgeries on many of their employees. Imagine them saying this without being bowled over by pangs of shame:

There are so many levels of self-awareness fail in that tweet it should have an elevator installed.

Planned Parenthood & Kamala Harris team up to present the least self-aware statement in history

Frankly, the absence of a lightning strike when things like this are said challenges my faith in the existence of a benevolent God, but I remain faithful nevertheless:

Liberals and Planned Parenthood are just trolling the rest of the world at this point.

Planned Parenthood president secures induction to Self-Unawareness Hall of Fame

No words.

Cecile Richards is retiring as president of Planned Parenthood, and that’s a good thing because there’s no way she could possibly top this:

Holy s**t, I’ve got no words.

INSTANT classic: Planned Parenthood asks Trump to help bust an employee attempt to unionize

When it comes to multi-leveled hilarity, this one’s a 50-story comedy club located on Irony Boulevard:

That right there is a thing of beauty:

In an unlikely coupling, Planned Parenthood has asked the Trump administration for help in tackling an attempt by some of their staff to unionize.

The organization’s Colorado branch, Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains, has reached out to some of President Donald Trump’s people on the National Labor Relations Board for help after 153 staff at 14 clinics organized against management, Law and Crime reported on Saturday.

One more thing:

Among the complaints of staff were the amount of hours they worked, versus the amount they were paid, stating they did too many hours for not enough money, particularly highlighting the work they did took an emotional toll.

Um, it’s worth considering that the “emotional toll” is called their consciences, and maybe it’s time to find a different line of work.

Oops: David Hogg leads protest of Publix donations to pro-NRA candidate, ends up reducing Planned Parenthood funding

Not enough schools teach the Law of Unintended Consequences

Anti-NRA protesters, led by Parkland student-turned-anti-NRA-activist David Hogg, headed to a Publix store recently for a “die-in” after it was found out that the company had made a donation to a pro-NRA Florida gubernatorial candidate:

But because not nearly enough schools teach the Law of Unintended Consequences, the lefty agitators didn’t think it all the way through, because the store ended up suspending all political donations — and I mean ALL:

Hogg’s stunt may have also cost money to liberal causes near and dear to his little leftist heart. Not only does Publix give donations to homeless shelters, but they also make political donations to the YWCA. And what does the YWCA support? Why they support gay marriage and . . . wait for it. . . they’re also a member of the anti-gun Coalition to Stop Gun Violence. Not only that, but Publix also gave money to Susan G. Komen and the United Way, which both support Planned Parenthood.

I love the smell of “backfire” to kick off a weekend!

But because Publix is in the midst of learning that caving to the Left is never enough, Hogg has increased his demands and added “extortionist” to his resume:

Enjoy your new lefty pals, Publix! Let this be a lesson to anybody thinking about surrendering to the liberal Resistance mob.

Abortion superfan Nancy Pelosi believes MS-13 gangs deserve more human dignity than Trump’s giving them

Yesterday President Trump referred to MS-13 criminal gang members as “animals,” and the lib media immediately assumed “hack” position and began spinning that as if Trump was talking about all illegal immigrants. But Nancy Pelosi has outdone even the hackiest of hack journalists and disingenuous Dems with this doozy:

Got that? Pelosi thinks GOP tax cuts and the law-abiding members of the NRA are mass killers, but MS-13 are worthy of dignified rhetoric from the president.

Happy Mother’s Day from Planned Parenthood (proudly self-unaware since 1916)

Planned Parenthood and self-awareness go together like oil and water, and Mother’s Day is when they best demonstrate that:

Rumor has it that Planned Parenthood uses their taxpayer funding not just to donate to Democrats, but for repeated compunction bypass surgeries when necessary.