If anybody’s wondering what to get me for Christmas, wonder no more. My dream clothing has arrived: Yoko Ono launched a menswear collection on Tuesday that she says was inspired by John Lennon’s “hot bod.” Among her designs are pants with large handprints on the crotch, tank tops with nipple cutouts, a flashing LED bra […]

The unions tried to disrupt things, but it looks like that effort will fail big time: After opening earlier than in previous Thanksgiving weekends, Wal-Mart reported its “best ever Black Friday” sales, including bigger crowds than last year, the company said Friday. The retailer rolled out deals starting at 8 p.m. on Thanksgiving Day. From […]

More than 18,000 workers are set to lose their jobs because of Hostess halting operations due to a union strike, but a bankruptcy judge/possible huge Twinkie lover wants the two sides to mediate before shutting down for good: Hostess had requested Judge Robert Drain of the U.S. Bankruptcy Court in White Plains, N.Y., who is […]

They waited until the day after the election to make the announcement — what a happy coincidence for Obama: Boeing announced a major restructuring of its defense division on Wednesday that will cut 30 percent of management jobs from 2010 levels, close facilities in California and consolidate several business units to cut costs. Boeing, the […]

The market plunged fast at the opening bell and hasn’t gotten up. Word is it’s been asked to star in the next LifeCall commercial after doing this impression of what falling off the fiscal cliff will look like: Just wait until all the “evil rich” people who were waiting to see what happened in the […]

Put on your flame-resistant suits, celebrity morons, because here’s the latest from our “Eco-friendly deathtrap waiting to happen” file… Sounds like these particular Goremobiles will amount to little more than another few hundred million taxpayer dollars up in smoke — and as Joe Biden would say, literally: Approximately 16 of the $100,000+ Fisker Karma extended-range […]

Eco-lunatic and enviro-hypocrite Ted Turner is still doing his stuff, but these comments during a discussion about more soldiers dying from suicides than in combat is even more twisted than his usual fare: Appearing on CNN’s Piers Morgan Tonight on Wednesday’s evening, CNN founder Ted Turner said it is “good” that more U.S. soldiers are […]

Donald Trump says he has something on Obama. Gloria Allred says she has something on Romney. In other words, prepare to be severely annoyed in the coming days. Allred’s “goods” on Romney involve Attention Whore Gloria’s attempts to unseal court testimony in Massachusetts. I’m expecting Allred to accuse Mitt of knocking wingtips with Sharon Bialek, […]

This is about as surprising as the unemployment rate magically dropping under 8 percent so close to the election: U.S. consumer sentiment unexpectedly rose to its highest level in five years in October as consumers became more optimistic about the overall economy in a possible boost to President Obama’s reelection hopes next month. The Thomson […]

In the Obama campaign’s “Big Bird” ad, the Sesame Street character is satirically portrayed as an evil Wall Street fat cat and pictured looking out a window of this building: According to Buzzfeed, that building isn’t on Wall Street. It isn’t even in the US: The headquarters of “evil genius” Big Bird appears to be […]

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