Aug

24

That Must Be Sean Penn in Drag in Ireland, Because Hugo Chavez’s Penis is Dublin

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It’s reported that Sean Penn is in Ireland shooting a movie in which he looks to be playing either Robert Smith from The Cure or Susan Boyle:

Personally I think Sean’s dressing this way because Hugo is “into it.”
(h/t Allahpundit via Twitter)

Aug

24

Yoko Ono, Uh, Sings… or Something

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Calling this an “art piece” is like calling a massive explosion of the city sewer system accompanied by the agonozing screams of its fecal-covered victims an… art piece.
Ono’s shriek just also happens to be the mating call of the Tinnitus Warbler, so I understand several birds were injured after slamming into the window during this [...]

Aug

9

Gay Marriage: Rosie O’Donnell Did it For Bush

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How would you feel if your spouse said, “I only got married in an act of defiance against the president.” Even worse, how would you feel if your spouse was Rosie O’Donnell?
Recently Rosie O’Donnell said she got married just to spite George W. Bush:
George Bush, in the middle of a war, had an all-station news [...]

Aug

8

Roseanne Barr Still Off Meds

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Alternate title: Idiot former celebrity and alleged comedian manages to briefly draw attention to herself again:
Many of the Palestinian people are jewish and became christian after Israel stole their land and homes. They were dark skinned, and so driven out of their homes by a cheney-ized Judeo Christian Bushite America. the jewish american socialists are [...]

Jul

13

Whoopi Goldberg Says Mel Gibson Isn’t a Racist

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Whoopi Goldberg has come to the semi-defense of Mel Gibson, saying that the Mel she knows isn’t racist.
Keep in mind, however, that Whoopi once dated and defended a guy who dressed up like this:

Whoopi obviously has a higher tolerance level than many, but I’m sure Mel will accept support from anyone who will offer it.

Mar

15

Ozzie Guillen: Awesome! Totally Awesome!

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Ozzie Guillen, the Chicago White Sox manager, has dared take issue with noted celebutard Sean Penn’s opinion of the life-partner he met on eDictator.com, Hugo Chavez:
You can add Sean Penn to the long list of people who have been called out by Ozzie Guillen.
The outspoken White Sox manager called Penn a “payaso” (clown) and [...]

Mar

14

Tom Brady Urges World to Turn Off Lights for One Hour, But Not During a Pats Night Game

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From the “What happens when athletes marry enviro-wacko supermodels” file:
Supermodel Gisele Bündchen and husband, NFL great Tom Brady have recently shown their support for WWF’s Earth Hour by filming two videos that encourage people around the world to join them in turning off their lights for Earth Hour on Saturday, March 27th at 8:30 pm.
They’re [...]

Mar

8

And the ‘Least Effective Attempt to Convince America That Hugo Chavez Isn’t a Dictator’ Award Goes To…

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You guessed it!
Sean Penn, the part time actor and full time spokesman for the Hugo Chavez Office of Public Relations, US Chapter, was on Bill Maher’s show talking about Hugo Chavez, who Penn met on eDictatorHarmony.com.
Here’s what Penn thinks should happen to people who “falsely” accuse Chavez of being a dictator:
PENN: The collaborative [...]

Jan

31

Miss Alaska Takes a Shot at Sarah

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At the Miss America competition, Miss Alaska introduced herself by saying, “No, I can’t see Russia from my house.”
Is just another case of Palin Derangement Syndrome that was most likely written by a pageant handler who’s still chuckling about it (contestants write as many of their own lines as Obama does), or just something cutsie [...]

Jan

25

Sean Penn Praises U.S. Military!

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Celebutard actor Sean Penn went to save the day in New Orleans after Katrina, and he’s done the same in Haiti — and at least his boat’s not sinking this time. But the real surprise was that Penn actually offered praise for the U.S. Military — something that can get you excommunicated from the Screen [...]

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