Category Archives: Celebrity Idiots

Author Joyce Carol Oates blasts lack of conservation laws at… Jurassic Park

Author Joyce Carol Oates is one of America’s many “know better than you” progressives, and today she took an animal rights stand against something you might not have heard about:

Here’s the animal rights abuse Oates was referencing:

Read all about it in Oates’ next book, “Who Speaks for the Triceratops?”

Hopefully Oates will also shine a light on the horrendous sanitary conditions at this place called Jurassic Park — wherever that is:

Pro-abortion ‘comedian’ earns the title once again

Is there a less self-aware lib “entertainer” than Sarah Silverman? Probably, but for the sake of the argument let’s pretend there isn’t.

Silverman’s emphatically pro-abortion:

But a few days ago she passed along this pearl of wisdom:

Well in that case: THIS IS IMPORTANT —> “Goo” is apparently the exception to that “sanctity of life” golden rule.

Celebrities are so super insightful!

Will the Dems refund this Sony exec’s campaign donations?

The real crime in the Sony “hack” story is the hack itself, but some of the stuff revealed as a result is telling considering it’s coming from Hollywood bigwigs — the same crowd that preaches liberal “values” including racial sensitivity.

Case in point:

Sony Pictures Entertainment executives joked about US President Barack Obama’s race in a series of emails leaked following the recent hack on Sony, according to reports.

Amy Pascal, co-chair of Sony Pictures Entertainment, reportedly asked top producer Scott Rudin what she should ask Mr Obama at a November 2013 fundraising breakfast.

Mr Rudin wrote: “Would he like to finance some movies.” Ms Pascal replied: “I doubt it. Should I ask him if he liked Django?” Mr Rudin responded: “12 Years,” and the pair named other films starring black actors, according to a report on BuzzFeed.

The outrage brigade probably won’t be demanding any resignations for an obvious reason:

Pascal is a major Democratic donor; she gave $5,000 to Obama’s re-election campaign and cut a $30,800 check to the Democratic National Committee, according to OpenSecrets.

The Dems will be so pissed off at Pascal’s emails that they’ll refuse to take her money and issue a refund immediately (pause for laughter).

At last, a Democrat brave enough to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with Obama on Election Day

Many Democrats on the ballot today have gone to ridiculous lengths to dodge their association with Obama, but there’s one lib who’s unashamed to stand with the president at midterms:

Kind of sums things up, doesn’t it? A jet-set, over-hyped reality show star — and then there’s Kim Kardashian.

Hamptons police blotter: Alec Baldwin not having a relaxing weekend

Reading on the “Alec Baldwin Crazy-Meter” this weekend: 9.8:

In May, Baldwin was arrested in NYC for “biking while a douchebag,” but now he’s obviously moved on to befriending the Hamptons cops:

Nice to see that Baldwin’s many previous anger issues have caused him to learn to keep his temper under control.

Sandra Fluke’s latest idiocy: Taxpayers need to further ‘invest’ in a movie industry headed by millionaire hypocrites

Not only does Sandra Fluke demand that somebody else to pay for her birth control, but now she wants us to pay for tax breaks for an industry headed by millionaires constantly bitching that their taxes aren’t high enough (via Twitchy):

Pah-leez!

I’d sooner agree to pay Charles Rangel’s back taxes.

I’d rather have one of my kidneys confiscated and sold to finance another Solyndra.

I’d rather have both of my kidneys confiscated and sold to finance another Solyndra.

In short: Stuff it, Sandra. Let the under-taxed millionaire hypocrites in the “entertainmental” industry take the extra money they think the government should be taxing them and donate it to their own business. Problem solved.

NYPD blotter: Alec Baldwin arrested for ‘biking while a douchebag’

This story made me realize I haven’t been using the “celebrity idiots” tag nearly enough.

I didn’t even realize “biking while a douchebag” was an available charge, but I guess it is in NYC:

The scene of the arrest must have been fun. “I’ll have your badges! All of you! I’LL HAVE YOUR BADGES!”

Question: If Alec Baldwin ever has to call NYPD for help in an emergency, how intentionally slow will the response be?

Baldwin might find that he’d have less trouble with the NYC cops if he’d stop making it so damn much fun for them.

Meanwhile, back at NYPD headquarters, the questioning of Baldwin is going as expected:

Update:

Baldwin seems to be one of those guys who never notices that the common denominator in all of his troubles is himself. For example, I don’t know at all what happened, but in general, how big of a jackass do you have to be to get yourself put in handcuffs for riding a bike the wrong way down the street?

Ed Asner: Hollywood Would Speak Out Against Obama’s Plan to Attack Syria but They’re Afraid of Being Called Racist

A fear that, to me anyway, seems racist.

Asner, one of the moonbattiest of Hollywood leftist moonbats, didn’t use the term “racist” though, because that’s reserved for Tea Party types. But Asner did say his lefty Hollywood colleagues fear being called “anti-black” for opposing Obama on Syria, so they’re staying mostly silent.

It’s funny that the peacenik Hollywood left has become entrapped by their own race-baiting tactics normally reserved for demeaning the “other side.”

What Percentage of Those Shrieking Approval at VMA Filth are Offended by Sarah Palin?

I couldn’t help but ask that question to nobody in particular last night. It occurred to me was after Kanye West went on an N-word and F-word rant that made the MTV bleep guy collapse from exhaustion.

Before that there was Miley Cyrus, who pleasured herself with a foam finger while the 20-year-old singer mock doggie-styled with 36-year-old Robin Thicke:

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At some point later on that’s when it occurred to me that to a great degree, this same bunch is offended by conservatives. I guess it’s a compliment, really. Not that I’m stuffy or anything, but it’s just funny that the left pushes the meme that conservatives hate women and then looks the other way while young girls shriek approval as Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke set the feminist movement back 30 years.

Lady Gaga summed up the evening best when she kicked off the show. I’ll never look into my toilet again without seeing this face staring back:

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