May
23
This Month’s ‘Jr. Goracle Award for Enviro-Hypocrisy’ Goes To…
Filed Under Celebrity Idiots, Global Warming | 15 Comments
… Will.I.Am from the Black Eyed Peas, for arriving at a climate change event in a private helicopter: Someday Will.I.Am will arrive at environmental summits in a private jet like the planet’s savior, Al Gore. But, nonetheless, this fine effort to save the planet from greenhouse gases — by first making sure there are plenty [...]
May
18
Tax in the City: Sarah Jessica Parker Next Celebrity Stooge in Line to Host Obama Fundraiser
Filed Under Celebrity Idiots, Politics | 17 Comments
Obama milked L.A. and George Clooney for all it was worth, so it’s on to New York… again. But this time with a different celebrity idiot. This just landed in my email box: It’s my honor to invite you to take part in an event I’m hosting at my home with the President and First [...]
May
16
David Letterman’s Unofficial Campaign Ad for Obama
Filed Under Celebrity Idiots, Politics | 10 Comments
The only thing missing here is a voice at the end saying “I’m Barack Obama and I approve this message.” Here’s how kooky Letterman’s getting: Even Brian Williams tried to walk him back a little at one point: “What more do we want this man to do for us?” Letterman’s question is worded horribly. If [...]
May
13
Obama Scores Endorsement of Last Surviving Golden Girl
Filed Under Celebrity Idiots, Politics | 12 Comments
It’s a lot easier to give Obama’s performance the thumbs-up when you’re not going to be around when the bill comes due: Betty White says she usually keeps her political views private but in this presidential election strongly favours one candidate. As the 90-year-old actress prepares to visit the Smithsonian Institution and National Zoo next [...]
May
12
Obama Gets $2 Million in Donations Within 24 Hours After Expressing Support for Same Sex Marriage
Filed Under Celebrity Idiots, Politics | 17 Comments
“For the money” is the only reason for Obama’s recent flip on gay marriage. In a financial sense, apparently it’s paying off: A Democratic source told CNN Friday the Obama campaign raised $2 million dollars in donations in the 24 hours following the president’s announcement he personally supports same-sex marriage. And of course Obama’s haul [...]
May
5
Bill Maher: Real Comedian
Filed Under Celebrity Idiots, Economy, Politics | 2 Comments
News flash: Bill Maher finally said something funny… unintentionally, of course. Actually there are a couple of hilarious jokes in this one paragraph: “I think the second term for Obama is more important even than the first,” Maher said. “Obviously, it was important to get the first black president elected. But if the first black [...]
Mar
29
Bungle Fever: Spike Lee Apologizes for Trying to Send Angry Mob to Attack the Wrong People
Filed Under Celebrity Idiots, Law, Politics | 6 Comments
Eh, I still hope the couple sues him… or at the very least sends him a hefty bill for their hotel room, all expenses, and a whopper of an emotional distress invoice: Brooklyn movie director Spike Lee apologized Wednesday for retweeting the address of an elderly Florida couple he thought belonged to the man who [...]
Mar
20
Time Once Again to Play ‘Imagine if a Republican Celeb Did This’
Filed Under Celebrity Idiots, PC, Politics | 7 Comments
Hey, it’s funny and acceptable if white Hollywood liberals participate in it: Time to play “imagine if a Republican did this”: Video footage obtained by The Daily Caller shows Hollywood screen legend Tom Hanks and Eagles musician Glenn Frey at a 2004 fundraising auction, playfully interacting with a white man dressed as an African native, [...]
Mar
18
Socialist Supermodels for Obama
Filed Under Celebrity Idiots, Media, Politics | 9 Comments
Sometimes I’ll run across a fan of Obama who wonders why everybody thinks he’s a socialist. Part of the reason is simple — self-proclaimed socialists dig him: HOWARD STERN: Who should be the next President of the United States Elle MacPherson, go ahead. ELLE MACPHERSON: I think Obama’s going to do it. STERN: You like [...]
Feb
28
Celebs Didn’t Want to Talk Politics at the Oscars?
Filed Under Celebrity Idiots, Politics | 14 Comments
Most of the “stars” at this year’s Academy Awards were curiously shy about talking politics. Why? Could it be that in the past few years they’ve gotten exactly what they begged for and now realize it ain’t so great? PETA activist James Cromwell and uber hypocrite Michael Moore didn’t disappoint, however. I’m partial to the [...]
