Category Archives: Celebrity Idiots

Do as jet-set celebrity eco-hypocrites say NOT as they do, part XXXVII

Al Gore’s hypocrisy spirit animal Leonardo DiCaprio is well known for offering dire warnings about what’ll happen if we continue to rely on fossil fuels:

It won’t surprise you to know that Dicaprio remains skeptical of his own warnings, as evidenced by how he got to Coachella last week (Hint: It wasn’t by bicycle or kumquat-powered golf cart):

The Daily Mail says that tagging along with 43-year-old Leonardo to Coachella this weekend was his 20-year-old model girlfriend of four months, Camila Morrone. They were seen on Saturday night, and they made it obvious they were together because they “couldn’t keep their hands off each other.” Camila was also seen feeding Leonardo pizza in a VIP section.
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But not only did Leonardo let her tag along to Coachella, they also flew out on his private jet

DiCaprio’s pledge to give up private jets lasted about as long as my moratoriums on pizza.

The rest of us are expected to stop eating meat, keep our lights off and drive battery-powered go-carts to offset these massive hypocrites. By the way, it’s now past mid-April and I’m still freezing, so if their global warming warnings are going to ever kick in, now would be a good time.

Liberal star of ‘The Great Wall’ moving out of the country in part because of Trump’s planned great wall

From the “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass” department, we find this:

Matt Damon is moving his family to Australia — in part because the liberal star’s fed up with President Trump.

Damon, 47, reportedly has purchased a property in Byron Bay, New South Wales, according to Sydney’s Sunday Telegraph. The home’s next door to a place owned by Chris Hemsworth — with whom Damon recently appeared in “Thor: Ragnarok.”

A source exclusively tells Page Six: “Matt’s telling friends and colleagues in Hollywood that he’s moving the family to Australia” because the activist actor disagrees with Trump’s policies.

Ironically enough, Damon’s movie “The Great Wall” fizzled at the box office the year Trump, who wants a great wall, was elected.

And the Oscar for Least Self-Aware Performance on an Academy Awards Red Carpet goes to…

… outgoing Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards, who was at the Academy Awards taking irony to the next level:

When Miller asked Richards, “What keeps you going, what gives you hope?” Richards responded with the “next generation.”

“The fact that we are seeing young women, women in their teens, who are now advocating for their rights, advocating for their communities,” she elaborated. “We saw it in Florida, we’ve seen in across the country. To me, they give me hope. We just need to support them and keep them going forward.”

“The next generation” gives her hope? Obviously not all of them. And I’m just guessing she was treated like a god by the Hollywood libs who accuse Republicans of being bad for women and kids.

Taxpayer-funded Planned Parenthood plans to drop $20 million to support Democrats in the midterms after having spent nearly $40 million trying to get Hillary Clinton elected, and they continue to call themselves “non-partisan.” Richards should have been awarded the “most shameless comedic performance in a non-fiction horror film” Oscar.

Hollywood libs set to ridicule ‘good guy with a gun’ argument from behind wall of armed security at the Oscars

Celebs will be wearing orange pins from “Everytown for Gun Safety” (“gun safety” = gun control) tonight at the Oscars. Everytown often ridicules the “good guy with a gun stops a bad guy with a gun” argument, and Hollywood will be pushing that agenda tonight at the Academy Awards.

However, when it comes to protecting their own hypocritical asses, “good guy with a gun” is totally acceptable to the Hollywood left:

And there are more than just cops. Oscar-going libs will be lecturing America that guns don’t make them safer from behind a veritable Maginot Line of armament:

Traffic in Hollywood will grind to a halt on Sunday, as the LAPD works to wrap the Dolby Theatre in multiple cordons of security.

More than 500 officers will be on hand, many of them working overtime, to ensure the safety of the 90th Academy Awards, along with firefighters, police helicopters and agents from the FBI. Private security guards from Security Industry Specialists will work the inside of the theater.

“We have these concentric rings of security that start in the middle and radiate outward,” says LAPD Cmdr. Blake Chow, who is overseeing the operation. “We have a lot of officers in fixed posts and foot beats keeping an eye on the event.”

And that doesn’t include the armed private security some anti-gun celebs employ. You see, their lives are super important, but a “gun free zone” sign should be more enough to protect the rest of us rubes.

Call off the investigation! Barbra Streisand knows who motivated the Parkland, Florida HS shooter

Who should share blame for the 17 deaths in the Florida high school shooting besides the maniac who pulled the trigger? The local sheriff who ignored dozens of red flags? The FBI which dropped the ball a couple of times? According to Barbra Streisand part of the blame lies with — you guessed it — Donald Trump:

Speaking to Variety magazine in an interview published Tuesday, the 10-time Grammy-winning singer suggested that 19-year-old Nikolas Cruz, who fatally shot 17 students and teachers at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School on Feb. 14, was “affected” by Mr. Trump’s election.

“I think even that shooter was affected because Trump brings out the violence in people. He says, ‘It’s OK — rally, lock her up,’” Ms. Streisand said, referring to Mr. Trump’s rally chant pertaining to his former Democratic presidential rival, Hillary Clinton.

“Everything he called Hillary, he is,” she said.

“He embodies the nasty remarks he makes about other people. He’s a liar. He’s crooked,” she added.

Ms. Streisand, who has kept in touch with Mrs. Clinton since her 2016 election loss, said she believes election fraud and voting machine tampering contributed to Mr. Trump’s win.

So Trump’s rhetoric against Hillary Clinton made Nikolas Cruz go kill people at a high school over a year after the election? Solid logic there, Babs.

Liberals’ undies are still in such a twist about what happened on Nov. 8, 2016 that they even use a horrific school shooting as an opportunity to vent and assign false blame for why their awful candidate lost the election.

Oscar winning actress’s offer of support for Elizabeth Warren and her heritage claim is unintentional comedy gold

This is just about the funniest thing I read all week. The gist of it all is that actress Jennifer Lawrence has expressed an interest in pretending to be Elizabeth Warren pretending to be a Native American. It’s unintentional comedy gold from the Hollywood Trump hater:

When asked which political character she’d want to play, Lawrence told ITK, “I could play Sen. [Elizabeth] Warren as Pocahontas.”

The quip was an apparent reference to a slur lobbed at the Massachusetts Democrat by President Trump.

The commander in chief has called Warren — who claims partial Native American heritage — “Pocahontas” before, most recently at a November event honoring Navajo Code Talkers.

Warren’s critics have accused her in the past of claiming Native American heritage in order to advance her academic career.
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The 27-year-old actress has been an outspoken critic of Trump, saying last year that any face-to-face encounter she would have with the president would likely end “with a martini to the face.”

Wow. That’s a little like Nicole Kidman offering to portray Rachel Dolezal in a movie just to help solidify her African-American cred. Good luck with that!

Author Joyce Carol Oates blasts lack of conservation laws at… Jurassic Park

Author Joyce Carol Oates is one of America’s many “know better than you” progressives, and today she took an animal rights stand against something you might not have heard about:

Here’s the animal rights abuse Oates was referencing:

Read all about it in Oates’ next book, “Who Speaks for the Triceratops?”

Hopefully Oates will also shine a light on the horrendous sanitary conditions at this place called Jurassic Park — wherever that is:

Pro-abortion ‘comedian’ earns the title once again

Is there a less self-aware lib “entertainer” than Sarah Silverman? Probably, but for the sake of the argument let’s pretend there isn’t.

Silverman’s emphatically pro-abortion:

But a few days ago she passed along this pearl of wisdom:

Well in that case: THIS IS IMPORTANT —> “Goo” is apparently the exception to that “sanctity of life” golden rule.

Celebrities are so super insightful!

Will the Dems refund this Sony exec’s campaign donations?

The real crime in the Sony “hack” story is the hack itself, but some of the stuff revealed as a result is telling considering it’s coming from Hollywood bigwigs — the same crowd that preaches liberal “values” including racial sensitivity.

Case in point:

Sony Pictures Entertainment executives joked about US President Barack Obama’s race in a series of emails leaked following the recent hack on Sony, according to reports.

Amy Pascal, co-chair of Sony Pictures Entertainment, reportedly asked top producer Scott Rudin what she should ask Mr Obama at a November 2013 fundraising breakfast.

Mr Rudin wrote: “Would he like to finance some movies.” Ms Pascal replied: “I doubt it. Should I ask him if he liked Django?” Mr Rudin responded: “12 Years,” and the pair named other films starring black actors, according to a report on BuzzFeed.

The outrage brigade probably won’t be demanding any resignations for an obvious reason:

Pascal is a major Democratic donor; she gave $5,000 to Obama’s re-election campaign and cut a $30,800 check to the Democratic National Committee, according to OpenSecrets.

The Dems will be so pissed off at Pascal’s emails that they’ll refuse to take her money and issue a refund immediately (pause for laughter).

At last, a Democrat brave enough to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with Obama on Election Day

Many Democrats on the ballot today have gone to ridiculous lengths to dodge their association with Obama, but there’s one lib who’s unashamed to stand with the president at midterms:

Kind of sums things up, doesn’t it? A jet-set, over-hyped reality show star — and then there’s Kim Kardashian.