Someday Will.I.Am will arrive at environmental summits in a private jet like the planet’s savior, Al Gore. But, nonetheless, this fine effort to save the planet from greenhouse gases — by first making sure there are plenty of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere to save it from — earns Will (or is that “Mr. I.Am”?) this month’s “Jr. Goracle” honor.

This is the same guy who brags about driving an electric car.

(h/t Hope for America)

Obama milked L.A. and George Clooney for all it was worth, so it’s on to New York… again. But this time with a different celebrity idiot.

This just landed in my email box:

It’s my honor to invite you to take part in an event I’m hosting at my home with the President and First Lady on June 14th.

If you can make a donation of any amount today, you’ll be automatically entered to win two tickets to New York to join us.

Just before Election Day in 2008, I went to an Obama campaign office in New York and called some undecided voters.

I believed then, as I do now, that if we all chipped in and did our part, we would not only make history, but create meaningful change that so many Americans needed.

For me, this election is even more important than 2008.

As a woman, a mother, and an entrepreneur, I need to believe our country can be a place where everyone has a fair shot at success.

This November’s election will determine whether we get to keep moving forward, or if we’re forced to go back to policies that ask people like my middle-class family in Ohio to carry the burden — while people like me, who don’t need tax breaks, get extra help.

I’m hosting this event on June 14th because there is so much at stake this year, and I want to keep doing what I can.

I hope you’ll help me welcome President Obama and the First Lady to New York.

It should be fabulous.

Donate $3 or whatever you can to be automatically entered to win:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Night-in-New-York

Hope to see you there,

Sarah Jessica

“Forced to go back to policies that ask people like my middle-class family in Ohio to carry the burden”? Heaven forbid their super-rich glitterati relative feel compelled to send them a few dollars. It’s so much easier just to force strangers to pay up.

Ever notice that these vacuous celebs who think everybody deserves a fair shot at success always say they have more than enough money but never retire to make room for other aspiring actors? If it is in fact a “zero sum game” as they usually indicate, the best thing they could do to help others would be to go away!

Somewhat related: Here’s Sarah Jessica Parker without makeup. ARGH!

Here’s how kooky Letterman’s getting: Even Brian Williams tried to walk him back a little at one point:

“What more do we want this man to do for us?”

Letterman’s question is worded horribly. If Obama loses in November it’s going to be for what people want him to stop doing.

Osama bin Laden was killed on Barack Obama’s watch. Hooray! That said, I’m sorry Dave if I don’t feel that requires me to support his takeover of the US health care system or his record-setting debt spending.

It’s a lot easier to give Obama’s performance the thumbs-up when you’re not going to be around when the bill comes due:

Betty White says she usually keeps her political views private but in this presidential election strongly favours one candidate.

As the 90-year-old actress prepares to visit the Smithsonian Institution and National Zoo next week, White told The Associated Press she “very, very much favours” President Barack Obama in the election.

The “Golden Girls” star said Friday she is very bi-partisan and has stayed away from politics her whole life. She usually never says who she is for or against because she doesn’t want to turn off any of her fans.

White says in this year’s election, she likes what Obama has done and “how he represents us.”

Great — now the administration will probably be after White to join Andy Griffith in shilling for Obamacare.

A Democratic source told CNN Friday the Obama campaign raised $2 million dollars in donations in the 24 hours following the president’s announcement he personally supports same-sex marriage.

And of course Obama’s haul from the usual band of Hollywood hypocrites went through the roof as a result too.

However, file this under “fools and their money are soon parted,” because the White House has no intention of including gay marriage in the party platform.

Notice how it’s usually reported that Obama “personally” supports same sex marriage — as if he’s separating himself privately from the office he holds publicly (i.e. “the President isn’t officially in favor of SSM, but Barack Obama is”). There’s his weak “out” (if you’ll pardon the expression) for not demanding SSM be included in the party’s official platform.

That financial windfall comes at a price for Team Obama though, because 23% of independents are now less likely to vote for him in November. Regardless of any of this news, I remain 100% less likely to vote for him in November.