Mar

30

What a Peanut Farmer Would Advise You, Your Mother Never Would

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Guest post written by Joyanna Adams ***** The only thing that made me feel good about paying big bucks at the gas pump here in Missouri, is that I tell myself,  it’s a good thing that I don’t live in California, where gas got up to over $5 dollar a gallon last year. It’s the [...]

Mar

18

Hellish Personal Experience With Heterosexual Marriage Drives Hillary Clinton to Formally Endorse Gay Unions

Filed Under Culture, Politics | 58 Comments

Well, that and she’s going to run for president and needs to get this out of the way:

Mar

12

What Sequester? Feds Spend $1.5 Million to Study Why Lesbians are Fat

Filed Under Culture, Politics | 50 Comments

Alternate headline: “Government wastes a million-plus in effort to help Rosie O’Donnell lose weight” From CNS News: The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has awarded $1.5 million to study biological and social factors for why “three-quarters” of lesbians are obese and why gay males are not, calling it an issue of “high public-health significance.” Brigham [...]

Nov

27

Higher Education Going to Pot

Filed Under Culture, Education | 37 Comments

If you’re thinking about applying for a license to own and operate a snack bar on this campus, I already beat you to it: A public university located in one of California’s prime pot-growing regions has formed an academic institute devoted to marijuana. The Humboldt Institute for Interdisciplinary Marijuana Research at Humboldt State University plans [...]

Jul

22

Tony Robbins’ ‘Awaken the Third Degree Burns Agony Within’ Seminar Goes Off as Expected

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I can’t even walk across a beach on a hot day barefoot without yelping in pain, but maybe I’ll do it more now that I realize it was subtly adjusting my neuro-linguistic programming, thereby allowing me to achieve my life goals. And that was just sand — imagine how walking across 2,000-degree coals can change [...]

May

10

Obama’s Gay Marriage Distraction

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***** President Obama can try all he wants, but barring unforeseen catastrophic national security issues, the economy is going to decide his fate. Endorsing gay marriage (again) doesn’t lower the deficit; or affect jobless claims; or provide cover for all the “clean energy” ripoffs; or undo Obamacare; or halt the labor force exodus; or get [...]

Apr

18

Latest Job Created by the Obama Administration: Video Game Czar

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This new staffer is no doubt charged with finding ways to jam Obama administration propaganda into the nooks and crannies of as many games possible under the guise of “education”: If you’re training for a new job someday soon with a video game controller in your hands, thank Constance Steinkuehler. This summer, when your kids’ [...]

Apr

10

Miss Universe to Allow Transgender Contestants

Filed Under Culture, PC | 6 Comments

Good news for any of you guys who have been pulling for the Miss Universe pageant to feature more contestants who look like RuPaul and J-Nap: With newly inclusive pageant rules, transgender women can now aspire to the Miss Universe crown. The Miss Universe Organization announced Tuesday that it will allow contestants who were not [...]

Jan

22

Fox Sports: Joe Paterno Has Died

Filed Under Culture, Law, Sports | 4 Comments

A sad and swift addendum to an already horrible story: Joe Paterno, the iconic former Penn State football coach whose legend was tarnished when he was fired in the aftermath of the Jerry Sandusky scandal, has died, his family confirmed Sunday. He was 85. Doctors had said Saturday that Paterno’s condition had become ”serious” in [...]

Nov

22

Department of Homeland Security Warns of Holiday Threat

Filed Under Culture, Nat'l Security, Politics | 12 Comments

Now that Bin Laden’s dead the DHS has really gotten distracted: I’m more interested in knowing if somebody’s going to try and blow my ass up at the mall this weekend, but whatever. DHS linked to the video below. Isn’t assuming that a frozen turkey dunked in hot oil will explode in a ball of [...]

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