HA! Noted anti-capitalist ‘share the wealth’ crusader who thinks taxes are too low accused by ex-wife of hoarding the money & dodging taxes

You can’t make this stuff up

Why is this so incredibly easy to believe, even though we’re talking about an anti-greed crusader for socialism, “share the wealth” and fairness?

Michael Moore stands firmly opposed to greed so there’s no way this would have happened (pause for laughter):

Documentarian Kathleen Glynn is cranking up the Fahrenheit on her fellow filmmaker-ex husband Michael Moore, hauling him to court for allegedly stiffing her on profits from their movie projects.

Glynn and the “Fahrenheit 9/11” director split in 2014 after 23 years of marriage, and an even longer business partnership.

“She was the driving force in the making of many of [his] films and other ventures in which Mr. Moore was the featured personality, dating back to their first big success, ‘Roger and Me’ (1989),” Glynn’s attorney Bonnie Rabin says in the new Manhattan Supreme Court suit.
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He was supposed to pay her 4 percent of total revenue from his creative works — but he gave her just $541 in 2014, the suit says. That means he would have pulled in just $13,525 during a seven-month period, according to court papers.

And the best part? This is another thing the “rich don’t pay their fair share” lefty has been accused of:

And Glynn’s not buying the amount of income Moore reported to the IRS — negative $350,862 in 2014 and negative $221,025 in 2016.

What makes this all so totally believable is the sheer hypocrisy of it all, and Moore is no stranger to hypocrisy.

Least self-aware comment of the week goes to this Colin Kaepernick supporter and former president of Iran

He’s GOT to be kidding

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was the President of Iran between 2005 and 2013, and he’s apparently a big supporter of Nike’s superhero and godfather of the “take a knee” (and “pig cop” socks) movement Colin Kaepernick:

Hahahaha! Maybe Ahmadinejad can fill us in about how the government deals with protesters in his home country.

But hey, if Mahmoud thinks it’s so brave and Kaepernick thinks the U.S. is so unjust, maybe the former Niners QB should go to Tehran and take a knee when the Iranian anthem is playing to see how that works out for him.

The Resistance unleashes left’s last line of defense against Kavanaugh confirmation: Homemade Handmaid’s Tale costumes

You know, I was fairly certain that Trump’s SCOTUS nominee, Judge Brett Kavanaugh, would be narrowly confirmed by the Senate. But now that I see the lengths to which the Resistance’s most vocal cultists have gone to try and stop him, I’m… even more certain Kavanaugh will be confirmed:

Call this spinoff “A Handmaid’s Fail.” The red signified the blushing that would be taking place if they weren’t missing whatever part of the brain causes one to feel embarrassment.

What outfits will they be wearing AFTER Kavanaugh is confirmed? Most likely straight jackets.

Bill Maher tells Dems if they want to beat Trump they have to figure out how to crash the economy (because progressives care so much)

Because they care about people, dammit!

Nancy Pelosi is among Dems sorely troubled by an improving economy with the midterm elections just around the corner, but Bill Maher gave her some hope: The economy might crash and help the Democrats:

That’s pretty much a window into the dark soul of the Left. It’s about ideology and political control, and if they can’t win that battle, they’re more than happy to hope a grenade gets dropped down the nation’s economic shorts. Because they care about people dammit!!

Jimmy Kimmel thinks talking points sent to media are threats to democracy (UNLESS….)

Sinclair Broadcasting sent word to all their stations to make sure to air statements acknowledging there’s so-called “fake news” out there, and to make clear they’re not taking part in the pushing of any particular narrative. The result was a whole bunch of local news readers reciting the same script:

Having worked in local TV for over 20 years, such corporate edicts from any broadcast ownership aren’t necessarily a rarity, but this one had a particularly higher profile because it involved on-air statements. In any case, Jimmy Kimmel found it very disturbing:

Dude, just stop!

I guess people on TV being given a script presents a threat to democracy, unless it’s Jimmy Kimmel being told what to say to the entire country on ABC:

In other words, it’s NOT damaging to the nation when Kimmel goes on national TV and parrots a narrative written and sent to him by partisan liberal politicians:

Comedian Jimmy Kimmel consulted with Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer’s (D-N.Y.) office on details surrounding the health-care debate, The Daily Beast reported Friday.

Schumer’s office “provided technical guidance and info about the bill, as well as stats from various think tanks and experts on the effects of” the legislation, a source told the outlet.

Kimmel launched a series of attacks this week on the Senate GOP’s latest ObamaCare repeal and replace measure, sponsored by Sens. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) and Bill Cassidy (R-La.).

Schumer and the late-night comedian were reportedly in touch over the past several months, and the New York Democrat encouraged Kimmel to speak out against the legislation.

But a station owner sends talking points to its affiliates and suddenly it’s a grave threat to the Republic? Maybe Chuck Schumer told Kimmel to say all that.

Caring conservative puts up street sign to help super-intelligent liberal late-night comedian Jimmy Kimmel avoid another accident

A couple weeks ago, Jimmy Kimmel said liberals excel as late night talk hosts because the job requires “intelligence” — and then he got into a car accident after turning left onto a one-way street in spite of a “Right Turn Only” sign clearly visible (the fate of ALL super-geniuses).

A street artist who goes by the name Sabo, out of an abundance of concern for the liberal super-genius talk host’s safety, has posted a sign at that corner to help out Kimmel the next time he’s driving there:

Instant classic! Hopefully Kimmel thanks Sabo for the assist.

Of course: Robert De Niro flies to part of world enriched by oil to slam Trump on climate change

This is like the Hollywood Hypocrisy trifecta. I don’t have much else to add:

Hollywood star Robert De Niro took aim at the Trump administration’s stance on climate change, telling a packed audience in the Middle East that he was visiting from a “backward” country suffering from “temporary insanity.”

He said that in the country he’s describing, the head of the Environmental Protection Agency suggested last week that global warming may be a good thing for humanity.

“I am talking about my own country, the United States of America. We don’t’ like to say we are a ‘backward’ country so let’s just say we’re suffering from a case of temporary insanity,” he added.

De Niro received applause and laughs when he said the U.S. “will eventually cure itself by voting our dangerous leader” out of office. He spoke Sunday at Dubai’s World Government Summit.

Instead of seeking asylum in Dubai (or nearby Iran, or Saudi Arabia, or Egypt) from the “insanity” of America, De Niro instead will return to the U.S. for some reason. Go figure.

Author Joyce Carol Oates blasts lack of conservation laws at… Jurassic Park

Author Joyce Carol Oates is one of America’s many “know better than you” progressives, and today she took an animal rights stand against something you might not have heard about:

Here’s the animal rights abuse Oates was referencing:

Read all about it in Oates’ next book, “Who Speaks for the Triceratops?”

Hopefully Oates will also shine a light on the horrendous sanitary conditions at this place called Jurassic Park — wherever that is:

Shakedown on 34th Street: Al Sharpton to have a say in how Sony Pictures makes movies

Enjoy working with your new co-producer, co-director and co-screenwriter, Sony Pictures!

Hollywood came to the Rev. Al Thursday as embattled Sony exec Amy Pascal met privately with the black leader for 90 minutes in a bid to fix the fallout from the cyberhacking leak of embarrassing, racially charged emails.

Pascal agreed to let Sharpton have a say in how Sony makes motion pictures, in an effort to combat what he called “inflexible and immovable racial exclusion in Hollywood.”

“We have agreed to having a working group deal with the racial bias and lack of diversity in Hollywood,” said Sharpton.

Too many people are turning a willful blind eye to the fact that this is the Hollywood Left we’re talking about — the bunch of elite hypocrites that preaches to everybody else about racial tolerance. I’d be lying if I denied experiencing a bit of schadenfreude over these pious libs now having Al Sharpton telling them how to run their business.

As for the hack that the FBI says was the doing of N. Korea, the White House has promised a “proportional response.” How about sending them Al Sharpton as soon as he’s finished shaking down Sony?