President Obama shot about nine percent on the basketball court yesterday. It was ugly. But that’s what MSM friends are for — because thanks to some help from O’s boot-lickers at NBC, footage of yesterday’s shootaround is now much more flattering to the president. NuthinButNet-Vision™ video by way of Ace of Spades:

Time for another “meet the people who cancel out your vote” video, this one by way of the Jimmy Kimmel show. As BigFurHat at IOwnTheWorld wrote, because this is California, we know these people are Obama voters — but at about the 2:40 mark you’ll meet an exceedingly honest one:

Below, video of a “Bad Lip Reading” of President Obama’s swearing in and inaugural speech. I like this version a lot better than the original. As a bonus at the end, footage of BeyoncĂ© having no choice but to to lip-sync along after discovering somebody swapped out her pre-recorded national anthem with something completely different: [...]

Only one of my three kids is still young enough to go trick-or-treating, and time is running out on that. So I’ll be out tonight with him enjoying one of the final go-rounds on the free candy trail — possibly confiscating a candy bar here and there for “safety check” purposes. If you have a [...]

It’s absolutely impossible to spoof MSNBC’s reaction (Chris Matthews in particular) to Obama’s debate debacle because the parody was self-contained in the original, but SNL tried, with results almost as funny as the original, but not nearly over-the-top and embarrassing enough: (h/t The Right Scoop)

In Ohio today, with Joe Biden busy elsewhere, President Obama decided to pick up some of the slack: It was all part of Team Obama’s grand plan to win the votes of these people: It was nice of Obama to take some of the gaffe load off Biden today, but I’m sure Plugs will be [...]

I don’t think it’ll work because his mouth is still exposed, but I guess they had to try something: By the way, Biden’s having lunch with Obama again. Uh-oh, Joe. (Photoshop from IOwntheWorld by way of Looking Spoon)

It’s a slow news day so far, so who’s up for watching Hillary grinding in South Africa? Me neither. Note: Starting at the 35 second mark the action is possibly not safe for work… and definitely not safe for your gag reflex: (h/t Weasel Zippers)

Nice twist on the Dos Equis “most interesting man in the world” ads. Barack Obama… The most arrogant man in the world: (h/t Ace of Spades)

It was inevitable, and so I present it here for inclusion in our post failed recall effort schadenfreude pile-on:

keep looking »