All presidents get to use Air Force One, but you can tell a lot about a man by the mode of transportation he chooses to get around when he’s not on Air Force One.
Here’s President Reagan with his ride:

Here’s George HW Bush getting around:

Here’s George W. Bush walking away from his ride:

Here’s Bill Clinton with [...]

They even included Greg Gutfeld’s gay bar next door — these folks don’t miss a beat:

A horse race announcer tries to call a close race between two horses, one called “My wife knows everything” and the other called “My wife doesn’t know.” I presume the horses are owned by Bill Clinton and Tiger Woods respectively:

Not only would Letterman not have told this joke a year ago, but the audience would have been afraid to laugh at it.
How times have changed:

(h/t HAP)

Calling this an “art piece” is like calling a massive explosion of the city sewer system accompanied by the agonozing screams of its fecal-covered victims an… art piece.
Ono’s shriek just also happens to be the mating call of the Tinnitus Warbler, so I understand several birds were injured after slamming into the window during this [...]

The newest product at the Asia Adult Expo is the Barack Obama inflatable doll (inflate with hot air using an air compressor you bought with somebody else’s credit card).
Momma at Weasel Zippers wonders how much the DNC is paying for caption writers to put an “R” next to Obama’s name these days:

(**Inflatable teleprompter sold separately)
Chris [...]

Similar golfing styles: Barack and Michelle Obama and Ty Webb from Caddyshack:

It’s funnier if you can recall what Ty Webb was actually doing.

Boy, these Taiwanese animators turn around work fast.
Not only did they get on the Al Gore/message therapist thing in record time a while back, but they’ve already done a CGI of the Jet Blue/snitty disgruntled flight attendant incident.
And here’s a quick version of Michelle Obama’s Spain vacation:

(h/t Hot Air)

You may have read that the White House brought Andy Griffith on board to be the advertising face of Obamacare, and taxpayers are getting stuck with airing about $700,000 worth of ads that are supposed to convince taxpayers they want what they’ve repeatedly said they don’t want — and they’re going to keep spending our [...]

Even Captain Leg Thrill is getting Hope & Change confused with Malaise & Stagflation, and rightly so:

Let’s just keep calling the president “O’Carter” from now on. It’s fitting on many levels — it recognizes the Carter/Obama economic death spiral connection while at the same time being a tribute to Obama’s Irish heritage.
(h/t Weasel Zippers)

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