I’m not sure but I think “attachement parenting” is a fancy way of saying “breast feeding until your kid’s old enough to vote or his mustache tickles your nipple, whichever comes first.”

Mega Independent Post Dispatch has greatly improved that cover — here’s a much more accurate portrayal of the real world:

Or if you prefer The Looking Spoon has a more generic “nanny state raising our kids” version here.

Update: Check out this version.

The distinction is clear: Obama is (perhaps ironically?) opposed to using the government to impose his views — however slippery they may be — onto everyone else.

And the crowd reacts:

Isn’t the Obamacare law at the Supreme Court right now mostly because of something called a mandate? Or how about the birth control mandate? Drilling moratoriums? Trying to force the market into “clean” energy by throwing taxpayer money into crony capitalism sinkholes? Job killing EPA regs? Executive Orders that skirt Congress? The list goes on.

Doesn’t use the government to impose his views… puh-leeeze!

(h/t American Glob)

They way overshot, and here’s the new reality in which we find ourselves:

(h/t AoS)

President Obama is in South Korea, and he took a trip to the DMZ to take a peek at North Korea. With that in mind, that leads us to a picture ripe for captioning:

My submission: “So that’s what the US will look like if I get a second term?”

(h/t Free Republic)

And the best part is that Obama is allowed to count the $10,000 tax credit as a campaign contribution. The new VP has already paid for himself.

The campaign trail this summer just got a lot more fuel efficient. Look for the new VP to be coming soon to your town to ask if it can bum an electrical outlet:

Some don’t see the humor in any of this.