May

18

Tweet of the Day

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“Muphry’s Law” on parade courtesy of a Media Matters “research fellow”: i hate conservatism, its so dumb. — Oliver Willis (@owillis) May 18, 2013 Only right wingnut morons would put an apostrophe somewhere in there.

May

8

Obama-Defender Laugh-Line of the Day

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At the end of a short article at Mediaite by Andrew Kirell entitled “President Obama is not the same as Mitt Romney on gay marriage,” there’s this gem: The distinction is clear: Obama is (perhaps ironically?) opposed to using the government to impose his views — however slippery they may be — onto everyone else. [...]

Apr

24

Unwatchable MSNBC Host: Would Romney’s Lack of Alcohol Use Put the Nation in Jeopardy?

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My guess is that Martin Bashir only has a job at MSNBC in order to help make Al Sharpton look like a genius by comparison: On his Monday MSNBC program, just a week after condemning former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney to hell based on the Book of Mormon, afternoon host Martin Bashir cited a column [...]

Dec

1

Pic of the Day, ‘Welfare Rights’ Edition

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I put this on Twitter yesterday but it’s too blogworthy not to post here: ***** The protest is against the construction of a new stadium for the Minnesota Vikings that would replace the Metrodome, which has apparently been eaten. A “pro-stadium construction” argument that might win that person over is “You can’t eat footballs, but [...]

Nov

16

Bullet Hits White House Window; Update: Suspect Arrested in Pennsylvania

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It’s a good thing the authorities already have a suspect in mind, or else somebody might have blamed this on those darn Teabaggers (if they haven’t anyway). As a matter of fact, the truth could be in the opposite direction: ABC News has learned authorities are increasingly concerned that a man sought in connection with [...]

Oct

14

Ed Schultz: Jim DeMint is Racist for Saying ‘Break’

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In the upcoming election, in order to see which words in the English language will have a racist connotation, simply open the dictionary and look at all of them, because everything that is said in reference to Obama will be racist. Even the word “break”: Ed Schultz, host of MSNBC’s the Ed Show, believes that [...]

May

4

Joy Behar’s Super-Brilliant Alternative to Terror Suspect Interrogations: Million Dollar Book Deals

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This is a day or two old, but it’s still worth mocking. I think what makes this the most frightening is that she doesn’t look as if she’s joking… not even a little bit: Surprisingly, the CIA took Behar’s advice and gave Khalid Sheikh Mohammed a $6 million book deal instead of harsh interrogations. Here’s [...]

Apr

19

Your Tax Dollars at Work: Florida Agency Spends $14,000 on Superhero Capes for the Unemployed

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“It’s a jobless bird… it’s an out of work plane… it’s — Super Unemployed Man!” ORLANDO, Fla. – Florida officials are investigating an unemployment agency that spent public money to give 6,000 superhero capes to the jobless. Workforce Central Florida spent more than $14,000 on the red capes as part of its “Cape-A-Bility Challenge” public [...]

Mar

3

Joyanna Adams Here: Sitting in for the Master of Powerful Wit…Doug Powers

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Nobody’s Flashes: Louis Farrakhan, that lovable public enemy number-two, has just warned us all: “What you see happening there (Middle East) you’d better prepare, because it will be coming to your door soon.”   To which my baby tea party spirit says, “Oh yeah? “   Is it me? Didn’t that sound like a threat? [...]

Jan

20

Of Course: Texting Woman/YouTube Sensation Who Fell Into Mall Fountain Gets a Lawyer

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Have you seen the video of the woman who was walking through a mall while texting and fell into a fountain (vid below). I saw it the other day and the first thing I thought of was “when’s she going to get a lawyer?” The answer is “right now”: All laughing aside, Marrero says she’s [...]

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