“It’s a jobless bird… it’s an out of work plane… it’s — Super Unemployed Man!” ORLANDO, Fla. – Florida officials are investigating an unemployment agency that spent public money to give 6,000 superhero capes to the jobless. Workforce Central Florida spent more than $14,000 on the red capes as part of its “Cape-A-Bility Challenge” public […]

Nobody’s Flashes: Louis Farrakhan, that lovable public enemy number-two, has just warned us all: “What you see happening there (Middle East) you’d better prepare, because it will be coming to your door soon.”   To which my baby tea party spirit says, “Oh yeah? “   Is it me? Didn’t that sound like a threat? […]

Have you seen the video of the woman who was walking through a mall while texting and fell into a fountain (vid below). I saw it the other day and the first thing I thought of was “when’s she going to get a lawyer?” The answer is “right now”: All laughing aside, Marrero says she’s […]

Brace yourself for more MSM daytime talk genius: During Monday’s CBS Early Show, a promo ran for the network’s new daytime show, ‘The Talk,’ based on ABC’s ‘The View.’ The show features former Early Show co-host Julie Chen and five other well-known women chattering about topics of the day. At one point in the ad, […]

Too bad we can’t declare independence from a wildly failing system of public education/indoctrination (not necessarily in that order). From the NY Daily News: How dumb are we? Apparently, pretty dumb. At least according to a new Marist poll, which says 26% of people in this country don’t know that the U.S. declared its independence […]

This crude behavior is a little like swimming in a pond that Mickey Rourke was pushed into the night before, except a little less dangerous: If Valvoline Vinny develops some sort of an illness and successfully sues BP for millions, look for “slick swimming” to really catch on.

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