May

4

Chris Christie Kills Spider, PETA Issues Strongly Worded Letter

Filed Under Moonbats, Politics | 9 Comments

Here’s how I think it all went down: The spider jumped up on the table and criticized President Obama’s response to Hurricane Sandy, causing Governor Christie to take offense and smash the partisan arachnid for blasphemy: Cue PETA: But PETA wishes the Governor had taken a minute to think about the spider’s value. “Some people [...]

Apr

23

San Francisco Pot-Fest Partiers Celebrated Earth Day a Little Early

Filed Under Environment, Moonbats | 31 Comments

This past Saturday, a whole lotta pot revelers on Hippie Hill left their garbage in San Francisco — eleven tons of it, by some estimates: After the hashfest, no doubt a good number of the participants returned to their lives of accusing everybody else of being environmental rapists. Best quote from the news video below: [...]

Apr

22

The Annual Earth Day Tire Burning and Gas Powered Leaf Blower Throttle-Up

Filed Under Environment, Moonbats, Religion | 29 Comments

I honor Earth Day pretty much how I celebrate Earth Hour: By keeping my own little corner of the world as clean as I can while mocking those who are flying high above our homes in their private jets — possibly on the way to one of their 20,000 square foot vacation homes (I’m looking [...]

Apr

22

Flashback: NPR Correspondent Speculates About Identity of Boston Marathon Bombers

Filed Under Media, Moonbats, Politics | 17 Comments

Before the identities of the Boston Marathon bombers were know, NPR’s Counterterrorism Correspondent Dina Temple Raston did a little speculating: Did you know that Hitler’s birthday is “big” for the right? I for one stopped celebrating it the day the candles on the cake accidentally set ablaze the mustache on the likeness of der Führer [...]

Apr

9

When Life Imitates Monty Python, Part XXVII: Infertility

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You just knew this was coming. Somebody has to pay for the Creator’s biological negligence and unfairness: The state of California is reportedly considering legislation that would force group insurance policies to provide infertility treatment for gay and lesbian couples. Two men who have sex with each other for a year and do not produce [...]

Apr

9

It Takes a Warped Village to Raise An Idiot

Filed Under Media, Moonbats | 8 Comments

Guest post written by Joyanna Adams ***** (Warning: A few mild notably not-so-nice choice words.) Oh…hell no. The Marxist agenda is being rushed….as if they don’t have much time left. What did we just hear here from MSNBC’s Melissa Harris-Perry, a woman who is a smart as she can be….unfortunately: Kids don’t belong to the [...]

Apr

5

MSNBC’s Hayes: Released Gitmo Detainees Should Be Paid Restitution and Allowed Legal Residency in the U.S.

Filed Under Media, Moonbats, Nat'l Security | 22 Comments

Even their own countries don’t want them back, so sure, let’s instead turn them loose in the U.S.: In an article posted on MSNBC.com, Hayes criticized Guantanamo Bay’s continued existence in a piece entitled, “Time for radical action on Guantanamo.” Hayes, who railed against Obama’s failure to keep his promise to close the prison in [...]

Mar

15

Report: Keith Olbermann Settles Lawsuit Against Gore’s ‘Current TV’ for ‘Significantly Less’ Than He Wanted; Lawyers Cited Financial Hardship

Filed Under Media, Moonbats | 12 Comments

Alternate headline: Insufferable, prima donna blowhard discovers job market for insufferable, prima donna blowhards is weak. From Politico: Keith Olbermann has settled his $50 million lawsuit with Current TV, bringing an end to the almost year-long legal dispute over the outspoken host’s dismissal from the liberal news network. The terms of the settlement, which was [...]

Feb

23

Latest Way to Save the World from Global Warming: Work Less

Filed Under Economy, Moonbats, Science & Nature | 14 Comments

I have to admit that the “climate change” sham is brilliantly devised. If it’s colder than normal, that’s evidence of man-caused climate change. If it’s warmer than usual, that’s evidence of man-caused climate change. And now politicians who are killing the economy and putting people out of work (where they all too often stay) can [...]

Feb

19

Pair of Colorado Dems Explain How to Protect Yourself Without Carrying a Gun

Filed Under Moonbats, Politics | 85 Comments

Why you don’t need to carry a gun to effectively protect yourself… First up, Colorado Dem State Rep. Joe Salazar has a twofold message for women on campus: 1) You shouldn’t carry a gun because what do you think they invented rape whistles and call boxes for? And 2) You shouldn’t carry a gun because [...]

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