Mar

13

If Michael Moore Were President

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Michael Moore, noted member of the **99 percent, took to Twitter to say what will happen when he is elected president. Hard to believe “free pizza will be a human right” didn’t make the cut. I’m confused though, because after all those campaign promises, Moore went on to prevent himself from ever qualifying for office: [...]

Mar

12

Team Obama Picked the Right Director for Their Campaign Film

Filed Under Entertainment, Moonbats, Politics | 7 Comments

If you’re Obama looking for a director for your campaign film (the trailer was recently released, featuring narration from Tom Hanks), you’d want somebody who not only has tasted the Kool Aid, but who has swallowed so much of it that they’ve overdosed on Hope & Change and will forever be seeing visions of rainbows, [...]

Mar

12

‘Sex Strike’: The Great American Fluke-Out

Filed Under Abortion, Moonbats, Politics | 18 Comments

***** With inspiration from Leymah Gbowee, who is sort of the Jimma Hoffa of sexual collective bargaining around the world, a few feminist types are planning a “sex strike” because Sandra Fluke can’t afford $9 a month for contraceptives, or something like that: In light of the recent war on women, we are calling for [...]

Mar

10

Evicted OWSers Issue Appeal to #OccupyYourCouch

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Occupiers are getting evicted from their squatteries and now they’re looking for an inviting place to stay — a “mom’s basement away from home.” Do any of you want to offer accommodations to these people? After two months camping in New York’s Zuccotti Park – and sparking similar so-called occupations of public spaces around the [...]

Mar

8

New College Course: Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse

Filed Under Education, Moonbats | 21 Comments

***** Alternate course title: Living Through the Obama Economy: Coming soon, zombies will be invading Michigan State University. The School of Social Work is offering a one-of-a-kind online course called “Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse – Catastrophes and Human Behavior” that will do a lot more than teach students how to fend off the undead. [...]

Mar

2

Dems Ask Boehner to Rebuke Limbaugh

Filed Under Media, Moonbats, Politics | 23 Comments

Did Rush Limbaugh get elected to Congress and I missed it? Democrats seem to think so. First the set-up: Democratic lawmakers appealed to House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) on Thursday for Republicans to rebuke conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh after he called a Georgetown University law student a “slut” and a “prostitute.” Limbaugh came under [...]

Jan

21

Sheila Jackson Lee: Newt Gingrich Using Racist ‘Code Words’

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Sheila Jackson Lee is right on time with her weekly “_____ is racist” accusation. Newt Gingrich is using secret racist encryption and Jackson Lee — dumbest member of Congress 17 years running — has cracked the code: Democratic Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee on Friday accused Newt Gingrich of using racial “code words” in calling President [...]

Jan

18

Chris Matthews Presents Convincing Evidence That Newt Gingrich is Racist

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In addition to being racist for referring to Obama as the “food stamp president,” Captain Legthrill said this week that Newt Gingrich is also racist because he referred to debate moderator Juan Williams as… “Juan.” No, seriously: “That use of the name ‘Juan,’ the way he did it. You can’t argue these things. You either [...]

Jan

3

Occupiers Debut Giant Recycled Plastic Octopus at Rose Parade

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The Occupiers were denied permission to march in the actual parade, so they brought up the rear after the official end of the parade. They carried what’s supposed to be a big octopus made of recycled plastic that’s represents the tentacles of greed or whatever. The end result looks like something a bunch of stoners [...]

Dec

31

Not to Cause a Panic or Anything, But Billions of People Could Die Tonight

Filed Under Global Warming, Media, Moonbats | 39 Comments

Anthony Watts points out at his blog something more terrifying than finding out your New Year’s Eve designated driver is a Kennedy: Billions of people could die tonight. As evidence, here’s an article from The Canadian that first appeared on January 8, 2007: ***** The science is settled… Gorebots are nuts. Happy New Year to [...]

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