“Muphry’s Law” on parade courtesy of a Media Matters “research fellow”: i hate conservatism, its so dumb. — Oliver Willis (@owillis) May 18, 2013 Only right wingnut morons would put an apostrophe somewhere in there.

Never thought I’d see the day that Greasy Axelrod advocated for shrinking the federal monstrosity, but if it’s too much for He Who Knows and Sees All to keep track of, Axe is right — time to cut its size: The government is simply too big for President Obama to keep track of all the [...]

President Obama today ordered into action two members of the greatest military force the world has ever known: I’ve got a little caption contest going over at Michelle’s if you feel like adding one. In fairness to The One, at least he’s aware of his limitations when it comes to operating his own umbrella:

The US Attorney General is the only person who can appoint special counsels. Obama really knew what he was doing when he nominated Eric Holder — but don’t forget to save some major blame for the Dem controlled Senate for confirming this guy: Even if Holder did decide to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate [...]

Most. Transparent. Administration. Ever: The American Civil Liberties Union was curious about warrantless government snooping on citizens’ text messages. So the group filed a Freedom of Information Act request to the Justice Department. Here’s what they got back: Totally Redacted FOIA response: Totally Redacted FOIA response Scroll through the entire thing. Thank God for FOIA [...]

This headline is quite funny if you really think about it: Obama tells the press that government unfairly targeting conservatives in the private sector is absolutely unacceptable, followed closely by a speech in which he blasted a private sector conservative by name? Leading by example was never Obama’s forte.

“The day after it happened, I acknowledged that this was an act of terrorism.” – President Obama, May 13, 2013 ***** Four Pinocchios, according to Glenn Kessler at the Washington Post. I’d throw in a fifth Pinocchio just because Obama has repeated this lie so many times. He never used the word “terrorism” in reference [...]

“There’s no ‘there’ there” is the new “pay no attention to the man behind the curtain”: Well, there’s no “there” there now because people angry about an offensive YouTube video terrorists destroyed the place. Obama today also called the Benghazi investigation a “sideshow.” It must be distracting from the IRS’s efforts to crack down on [...]

Democrats are working hard to try and undermine the Benghazi whistleblowers, especially Greg Hicks. The problem for the Dems is that the men have impressive credentials, no history of lying, and now this: A key Benghazi whistle-blower who has allegedly been punished for speaking out against the administration is a registered Democrat who voted for [...]

Can’t add much to this one (red underline mine): I think that’s just the White House spokesweasel’s way of giving us a sneak peek at the title of his eventual autobiography.

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